Mtoto kamuuliza Mama yake: "Mama wewe unatumia Voda na Baba Zantel, mbona usiku nilisikia Baba anakuomba Tigo ukamwambia asugue taratibu, nani ana Line Mbili?!"
familia ya Juma walikua wanalala chumba kimoja na mtoto wao,wenyewe kwenye kitandani cha kamba dogo analala kwenye mkeka chini.
siku moja wakati wa majambozi huku wakijua dogo kasinzia Juma...
Wanandoa waliodumu zaidi ya miaka ishirini wamebainika wana ugonjwa wa KISUKARI, utafiti unaonyesha kuwa waliugua kwasababu ya majina wanayoitana baina yao kama: HONEY, MY SWEETY, MY CHOCOLATE nk...
Yani kuanzia j3 ilikua mbaya kwangu. Mara nikose viquiz vya marks tano tano, mara niumwe mara lecturer anikwaze, mbaya zaidi ni nilipopoteza wallet yangu ikiwa na vitambulisho muhimu (card ya bank...
A car was involved in an accident in a street.As expected,a large crowd gathered.A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.Being a clever sort,he started shouting...
There were three men in a bar;
Chacha, Marwa and Mwita having a drink togather!
when a great-looking female called Ghati came up to them
she says "Whoever can say liver...
A man applying as security guard was interviewed: "What we need is a person with a suspicious mind, high alert, insistent, unusual sense of hearing and with killer instinct. Do you think you are...
Kwa mara ya kwanza naanzisha hii thread kukupongeza kwa siku ya kuzaliwa kwako.
Uwe mwingi wa furaha na mafanikio maishani mwako, umekuwa mwanachama wa JF kwa muda mrefu na umekuwa makini na...
ADAM: It's chilly. EVE: I know.Also, these brambles are so scratchy. ADAM: And when the sun is out I burn. EVE: What about mosquitoes?Forget it. ADAM...
Siku 1 Mr & Mrswalikuwa sebuleni, Mr akataka "kumsuprise" Mrs wake, akaenda chumbani na kuweka line mpya kwenye cm yake, then akampigia Mrs wake aliyemwacha sebuleni.............! HELLOW...
Ukidanganya, wenzio wakikushtukia wanakwambia "APIA" au wanakwambia "TUKUPIGE MSALABA KWENYE PAJI LA USO"
Kweli tumetoka mbali, tulikuwa tunaogopa sana viapo na kuchorwa Msalaba.
Siku moja abdul alienda kuazima sufuria kubwa kwa jirani yake.Alipokaa nalo wiki moja,alilirudisha huku akiliambatanisha na kijisufuria kidogo.Jirani alipohoji imekuwaje aliazima sufuria moja na...
Unajua bana, siku izi watoto hawafaidi mambo yale ya kukaa na bibi/babu na kutoleana hadithi pamoja na vitendawili. Si unajuwa tena mambo ya teknolojia yalivyo na nguvu, watoto wanaishia kwenye Tv...
An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The...
A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip,set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you...
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even...
1) Can socks be considered underwear?
2) Apple, Blackberry or fruit salad?
3) Why are circles round?
4) Why do girls grow their hair but shave their legs?
5) Why is there 'ant' in the words...