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Aaaah! The mind of an Indian...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AshaDii, May 12, 2011.

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An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow \$5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a \$250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a \$5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the \$5,000 and the interest,
which comes to \$15.41.
The loan officer says,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "\$5,000" ?

The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only \$15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'" ​
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2. RAJ PATEL JRJF-Expert Member

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Nice try!!

3. ChamotoJF-Expert Member

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That's what is called thinking outside the box

4. heriedoMember

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