Sista do mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana maharage ya kopo(baked beans)shida ilikuwa kila akiyala baada ya muda anaharibu atmosphere vibaya mno.Sasa ikafika point kapata mchumba aliyempenda sana na...
One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife
Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral...
A young girl is taking a bath, when she suddenly realizes shesgrowing pubic hairs.
She runs to her mom and says. "Mama I have hair growing on mycookie!!!
Her mother tells her not to call it...
kuna mwizi baada ya kuiba sana jirani na kwao akaona asogee kidogo sehemu ingine,usiku akaenda kwenye nyumba moja yenye ukuta akaona kimya,ukuta haukuwa mrefu sana akaona aruke juu na kushika mara...
Man: Darling, years ago you had a figure like a Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is that, earlier it was a 300ml now it's a 2 liters.
300ml
2 liters.
Hii ingefaa kubaki kwenye jukwaa la siasa kwa ajili ya wanasiasa wetu, lakini kwa kuwa ni utani, hapa pia itafaa, lakini badala ya kucheka, naomba utafakari:
Kuna mfalme mmoja aliamua kusafiri...
Jamani nataka kununua Xtrail, lakini watu wananiambia eti ni mabovu, nimemuuliza aliye niambia kuwa mabovu kuwa yana ubovu gani anasema hajui ubovu wake, ila ameambiwa kuwa sio imara.
Naomba...
Watoto wapo hospitali,mtoto wa kwanza kamwona mwenzie analia ikawa kama hivi:-
MTOTO WA KWANZA:Unalia nini?
MTOTO WAPILI:Nimekuja kupima damu
MTOTO WA KWANZA:Ndio sababu unalia?
MTOTO WA...
kila siku najiuliza kuhusu adam na hawa , katika vitabu vyote vya dini vinaeleza kuwa sisi sote ni wana wa adam lakini inakuaje sisi waafrika tu weusi,au baba yetu adam au mama yetu hawa mmoja...
Msomaji wetu mmoja ametuandikia na kutuuliza swali ambalo limetuwia gumu kidogo kulijibu.Anasema, hivi karibuni alipokuwa nchini Tanzania(anaishi ughaibuni) alikuwa akisikia sana msemo wa mitaani...
Hawa wanachuo wamezuiliwa kuvaa suruali kutokana na na sababu wanazozijua wao uongozi,ila majuzi nimetembelea pale yaani nguo (vimini) zinazovaliwa,mi naona bora suruali.
Vichaa kutoka asylum moja wanapelekwa nchi jirani kwa ndege kucheza mechi ya kirafiki na vichaa wenzao huko.
Kwenye ndege hakukaliki,mara huyu kamrushia mwenzie mpira,mara huyu ka inflate life...
Ukijumlisha miaka yako, mfano 19 na digit mbili za mwisho za mwaka uliozaliwa 1992 jibu litakuwa 111, basi hivi ndivyo ilivyo kwa watu wote mwaka huu, jibu lazima liwe 111, au 11 au 1. Hii ina...