Vikao vya bajeti vinavyoendelea bungeni jioni hii kwenye kuchangia bajeti ya afya bungeni karibu asilimia 65 ya wabunge wote wameingia mitini nikiangalia luningani pale bungeni wabunge ni wachache...
"During this Sunday Service in church, a priest gave the followingsermon:** Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!** Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.** YES.....THAT Piece of MEAT ...
Habari wapendwa.
Miaka 12 iliyopita nilikua A'level shule moja DSM.
Kuna binti nilikaa nae hostel. Hatukua tunapatana kabisa na kiukweli nilimpa wakati mgumu sana siku zile kwa sababu nilikua na...
Baada chereko nyingi ulifika muda wa maakuli, mara wakaingia warembo wa2 na kuanza kunawisha waalikwa' mafuta ya kula! Huwezi amini baadhi ya waalikwa walianza kutokwa na mate ya hamu wakitamani...
Katika kiunga fulani cha jiji la Dar Es Salaam, mtoto mmoja alitumwa akanunue maziwa ya unga kilo mbili, lakini alivyoenda dukani akaambiwa maziwa ya kilo mbili hayapo ila yapo ya kilo moja moja...
A guy is standing in a bar drinking when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at 10:30 the second guy says, "Oh well, I better get home. My wife doesn't like me to stay out...
A husband and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house.
They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.
Man: I want to thank you. I am genie who was...
Hii kali RUGAIMUKAMU: Hivi Rweyongeza kale katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku hizi? Maana nakumbuka kalikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari bingwa sasa!
MUCHUNGUZI: Ee Albert...
NDUGU ZANGU WATANZANIA,NASIKITIKA
KUWATANGAZIA KUA,MAJI YALIYOBAKI MTERA
NI YA KUCHAMBIA TUU.........
SASA CHAGUENI MOJA.....MPATE
UMEME MBAKI NA MAVI YENU MATAKONI...
AU MCHAMBE MKOSE...
Prof.wa computer alisikika akitongoza demu!Penzi langu lina GB kubwa sana kwako mpenzi.Nataka ni INSTALL moyo wangu kwenye CPU ya nafsi yako.Naomba uni DOUBLE CLICK kwenye maisha yako niwe...
Ndugu wadangayika, tunasikitika kutangaza kuwa maji yaliyobaki bwawa la mtera ni ya kuchambia tu.Sasa muamue kupata umeme mmbaki na mafi yenu au mchambe mkose umeme?
ngeleeja! (nimetumiwa na mtu...
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, What is wrong with you?
Adam said, I dont have anyone to talk to.
God said, I will give you a companion...
Pepo za umeme zitavuma taratibu kutoka upande wa kusini mwa Dar es Salaam kuelekea upande wa Kaskazini. Hivyo kutakuwa na umeme mchache maeneo yote ya Jiji na ngurumo nyingi za Jenereta pande...
This Is Good
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The story is told of a king in Africa who had a
close friend
with whom he grew up. The friend had a
habit of looking at
every situation that ever occurred in his...
mfalme mmoja alitangaza kuwa binti yake anataka kuolewa.hivyo basi atakayetaka kumuoa nilazima avuke mto wenye mamba wengi.basi siku iliyofuatia vijana wakajitokeza kwa wingi.zoezi...
walevi wawili waslikiwa wana zunguka usiku hamadi wakakuana na mchungaji katoka mkesha
mchungaji ; vijana mmeharibika njooni niwafunze njia ya kwenda kwa bwana
mlevi ;samahani brother sisi...