JF Chit-Chats

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Habari JF. Nmechunguza sana mpaka nimeamua kueleza hisia zangu hapa hapa ... Jukwaa gani ukituma mada hukaa mda mrefu hadi ikapotea bila kupata majib au michango mbali mbali? Tafauti na...
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[MPOOOOOOOOO!!!! TANZANIA: Baada ya kupitishwa sheria ya kuzuia uvutaji sigara migahawani na hotelini, Serikali iliamuru kila wenye migahawa au hoteli kuweka tangazo la sheria hiyo, mambo...
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...
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JE UNAKUMBUKA MORNING SPEECH ENZI HZO 4M1.?..Zile za "One dei mi endi my mother wi went to the farm wi went weeee,until we reached to the farm then wi started to dig wi dig wi dig wi dig wi dig...
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A boy was teaching maths to a girl... He kissed her, again he kissed her n said, this is addition then the girl kissed him n said, this is substraction then they kissed each other n said, this...
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Jama nina swali ivi ule mtindo wa wanafunzi kwenda shuleni namna ya baba ubaya (style) upo? Na kama upo maeneo gani na kwanini unaendelea? Maana nakumbuka ile kitu ilikuwa inapatikana kwenye fomu...
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There is no arguing with cowboy logic. The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years...
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Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing. The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”, uses every letter in the alphabet. Average life span of a major league baseball...
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Utasikia, tutawajengeeni daraja. Na maji tutaleta mkimchagua broker, sorry, dalali... (hata simba kulikuwa na dalali). Tuwekeeni ahadi na vioja vingine plz
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Baada ya kukaa nje ya JF kwa takriban miezi kadhaa, nimerejea leo.............. Pamoja daima
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Mbeya mjini na kata zake:- Foresti • Ghana • Iduda • Iganjo • Iganzo •Igawilo • Ilemi • Ilomba • Isanga • Isyesye •Itagano • Itende • Itezi • Itiji • Iwambi •Iyela...
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habari zenu wanaJF, Kwa wale tunaofuatilia matangazo ya kituo cha televishen EATV (channel 5) utangundua kuwa kituo kimepoteza ubora sababu nyimbo kila siku (kama kwa muda wa wiki 3) hizohizo na...
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A short thing,it gets longer as u hold it and pass btn woman's breast and enterz into a smal hole ..what z t?.. d answer is CAR'S SEAT BELT. 2. Boy:wat z dat u keep in ur mouth which z 6long and...
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karibu mezani, mende watamu wamekaangwa safi, kwa ugali wa Mwarobaini!
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Mpare bahili... Alinunua mbuzi!! Akamwambia mpishi,nyama nuthu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye fritha!! Kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudhi chuku chuku!! Ngodhi uthitupe tutafanya...
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kupandisha bei ya maziwa mtindi ukidai eti petrol imepanda bei
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Kuna jamaa alienda kwa mganga ili apewe ndumba kwa ajili ya kuwa tajiri. Akawa anafanya biashara ya kuuza ng'ombe kwa wachinjaji. Kumbe dawa aliyopewa aliambiwa awe anarusha hela njiani, yeyote...
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UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable. !!..
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....um a pregnant woman!!...kavaa mwana kaka mmoja...na jinsi yake fresh yuko zake mitaa ya mwenge!! tusaidiane katika hili, sio kila mtumba unaokuja huku ni wa kununua tu,..nguo zingine zilikuwa...
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tumekuwa wa kusaidiwa kila siku lini Tanzania itajitegemea kweli inauma
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