Kuku wa Man City.
Kichapo cha Bao 6 kwa 1 walichopata Man United, kimewafanya mashabiki wa Man U Duniani wahahe kutafuta kila kisingizio cha kichapo hicho. Kuku huyu mashabiki wamedai alikuwepo...
MAN;Hello!is this 911? POLICE;Yes!What is your emergency? MAN;Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE;What is wrong with that??! MAN;The ugly one is winning...Hurry!!
Ni Upungufu wa Bia Mwilini ambao huwa unawakabili wadau mbali mbali wa kinywaji hicho.
DALILI ZAKE:
1.Kiu sana
2.Njaa kali sana (Maana ukinywa lazima nyama choma)
3Kukosa ofa (Kama na mdoezi)...
Jamaa alikusanya watu wa makabila maarufu hapa tz ili wamfanyie jingle ya label yake"ISSUE KUKAZA".MUHAYA;Kouku inshuu kukaaza. MPEMBA;Yakhee ishu nkukazaaa. MMAKONDE;Baa soomoo,ishu kukka a za...
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HAHAHAHAHH ZAWADI YANGU HIYO WAKUU...UKIJISIKIA UCHOVU TEMBELEA HUMO UTACHEKA MPAKA BASI HAHAHAHHAHA KUNA WATU VICHAA SANA...
Na mahsusi kwa story mbali mbali tunazokutana nazo kwenye dala dala.Naanza na hii.
Oya, Shika Mchuma!
Kondakta: Kaa mkao wa pesa.
Abiria: Si tumetosha? Twende basi!
Kondakta: Tunafanya kazi...
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face...
Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...
First law:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the...
Maisha yetu yamekua magumu haina haja tena kumiliki hizi takataka, na kila mwenye nayo aichome moto ili tuwe wasafi tunapoenda kuanza harakati za kupigania/kudai uhuru wa pili wa watu wa Jamhuri...
Inasemekana..mabint wa miaka ya 1960 walikua wakisema hv "LOV ME BUT DONT TOUCH ME"na wa miaka ya 1970 walikua waksema "TOUCH ME BUT DÖNT KISS ME" na miaka ya 1980 "KISS ME BUT DONT DO...