Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him...
One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage.A husband on a business trip sent an sms to his wife and forgot 2 add ''e'' at the end of the word, ''I'm having such a good time, I only wish u were...
Dume moja liliokota kifaa cha "Twanga Halafu Kimbia" na wakakubaliana kwenda nyumbani kwa "Msichana".
Baada ya kumaliza kufanya mapenzi, dume likaona picha ya mwanamume juu ya meza. Wivu wa ghafla...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."...
Jambazi aliingia kanisani na bunduki, akasema wanaosema wanampenda YESU wabaki humu na wasiompenda watoke nje. Waumini wote wakatoka nje, ndani akabaki mchungaji tu na wazee wawili. Jambazi...
Muumini mmoja katika kanisa fulani kijijini alikuwa haridhishwi na mkewe katika kufanikisha tendo la ndoa kiasi cha kuamua kuomba ushauri kwa mchungaji wao. Mchungaji akamweleza yule muumini ampe...
kuna familia moja ilivamiwa na majambazi,kabla ya kuiba hayo majambazi yakapanga kuwaua wote, ila kabla ya kuwaua majambazi hayo yaliamua kuwauliza majina yao kwanza.
Jambazi:we mwanamke unaitwa...
Kuna jamaa jongoo wake alikuwa hapandi mtungi,basi jamaa akaenda kwa mganga na kumweleza tatizo lake.mganga akamwambia tatizo dogo hili,kisha akampa jamaa kanda ya wimbo wa taifa na kumwambia...
A man went to a Hipermarket with his wife. After few minutes, the wife got lost and he couldnt find him nowhere.
He went to a beautiful girl standing in a conner and asked her:
"Would you please...
1:chali na nguo/bila nguo
2:kifudi fudi na nguo/bila nguo
3:ubavu ubavu na nguo/bila nguo
mimi nipo ktk namba 1 lakin bila nguo na haijalishi ni msimu wa joto au baridi-mwendo ni chali chali tuu...
Judge to child: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child:No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge:Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child:No
Judge: Why not...
Mke alipoona mme wake ameenda safari ya mbali akaamua atoke nje ya ndoa ili atulize hamu yake,akaamua kumleta mwanaume wake nyumbani,Siku moja usiku mme akarudi kutoka safarini na alipofika kwake...
Reasons: Kujipendelea wajukuu, kushabikia mila na kuukosoa ubazazi.
Period: 1 week
Zingatia sheria na kanuni za JF.
Onyo: Atakayepinga hii BAN naye anapigwa BAN.
Wengine wote muwe na weekend...
Haijawai tokea mwenyewe kusema kama imeingia jamani.Mpaka mimi eti ndo nimuulize kama imeingia wakati yeye ndo anaweka,kama vipi wanajanvi nitaacha.
Huyu muuza duka yaani kuweka vocha anaweka...
Watoto watatu walikuwa wanatoka shuleni, wavulana wawili na msichana mmoja. Njiani walikuta mti wa maembe yameiva, wale wavulana wakasema hawajui kupanda ili watungue maembe. Basi yule msichana...
kwa maelezo ya mkuu wa usafiri wa daladala AR amesema huo ulikuwa si mpango wa wenye magari. Amesema ni wahuni tu waliotaka kuleta fojo hizo ambazo ni za kisiasa zaidi. Haya ni maigizo.
A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-laws to hopefully get to know and understand each other better seeing relations between them were very sour...!
Two...