HELLO! you may be amused by this. enjoy it. Men Are Impossible to Please If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks youre cheating . then he sends a sms saying dont tell me the battery story coz I know that line If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD . If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men; If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover If u are SMARTER than him, youre a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP... If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it s because he CARES for u. (phuliiiiiiz) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!) If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, its definitely BRAINS. (luck????) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????