Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered...
Wazee graduation yangu at ardhi university ni next saturday and since first year nilikuwa nimeipania sana! Then nimesaini a well-paying contract na kampuni flan ya mkoani,too far! Nilipowaambia...
Habari zenu mabibi na mabwana. Napenda kuwajulisha kuwa nimerudi likizo ingawa sikuwaaga.Likizo ina raha jamani, maana unapumzisha mwili, moyo, na akili. Si vibaya nikiwashauri wote muwe mnaenda...
Nakumbuka zamani tulikua tukiambiwa na waliokua wametuzidi umri, kwamba : Panapokua na mvua iambatanayo na Radi tusivae nguo nyekundu.
Kwamba : kwa wale wenye maduka ya walaji bidhaa rejareja...
wakuu habari za jumapili,leo baada ya kupigwa na joto nikaamua ngoja niende beach nikapunge upepo,huwezi amini nafika beach nikayaona madume mawili yamevaa G-string,hivi hawa wanaovaa hii kitu ni...
1. Kudowea chakula cha mtoto.
2. Kufungulia radio sauti ya juu.
3. Kugawa mafuta,unga,sukari.
4. Kuchelewesha kupika chakula.
5. Kuingiza vibwana ukiondoka.
6. Kupita na khanga moja mbele ya...
Everyone needs the occasional unscheduled day of leisure. Here is how to get yours without raising suspicions at work.
Complain about fake symptoms. A day before your day-off, make hints about...
Habarini,
Nimeona avatar ya mdau mmoja anaitwa Avoyne, nimeshindwa kipaste hapa. Anayeweza kuipaste anisaidie.
Kweli inanikwaza sana, kama nilivyosema dini ndio suluhisho la mwisho la binadamu...
JAMAA WATATU WAMETINGA LUPANGO NCHINI CAMEROON KWA AJILI YA SHUGHULi YA BWANA D. CAMEROON.
Three men in Cameroon have been sentenced to five years in prison for homosexual acts, which are...
Habari wana JF, leo ningependa kukumbushana maisha tuliyopitia katika kipindi ukiwa bachelor.... yaani zile experience za ubachelor unazozikumbuka ambazo ukiwa kwenye Ndoa hutarajii sana kukutana...
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues...
Shukrani za dhati kwa wote walionipa pole hapa,waliotuma sms/e-mail,waliopiga simu(dena e.t.c) na waliokuja msibani (Faizafoxy e.t.c) nawashukuru sana kwa faraja zenu na nimeamini JF ni zaidi ya...
Katika kuonyesha kweli mke wa mtu mtamu
jana nimesoma gazeti moja la michezo mchezaji wa timu ya taifa ya tanzania ambao tff wanagarimu kumlipia tiketi athuman machupa anatembea na mke wa shamte...
Nawatakieni wiki njema, wiki ya mahela, wiki ya mapato, mishahara, marupurupu na matumizi bab kubwa.
Onyo;- mapenzi nje ya ndoa ni chanzo cha umasikini.
"I was BORN in the 80's.
We are the last generation who played in the street,
we are the 1st who've played video games,
and were the last to record songs off the radio on cassettes and we...