Dogo mmoja alipanda daladala akawa anaimba..Baba angekuwa beberu mama angekuwa mbuzi mimi ningekuwa ndama, baba angekuwa jogoo mama angekuwa koo mi ningekuwa kifaranga...,konda akaona dogo...
Wakishtuka ishakua milango ya saa 11 alfajiri bado wapo klabu na wako bwiii kisawasawa, na ndy wanaamua kurudi hom, walevi hao wawili majirani, mbalamwezi angavu ikiwa inaangaza mashariki ya...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are...
Et Mtalii alimuuliza kijana mwenye boti,"Do u knw Biology, Psychology,Geographyan
Geology?"
Kijana mwenye boti akajibu "NO".
Mtalii akamwambia kijana,"What de hell u knw on the face of this...
hii imetokea kwe ligi ya mchangani mchezaji alifunga goli akawa anashangilia kwa furaha mbele ya mashabiki gafla wakamuona anatoka nje na kuingia kwenye gari na kuelekea mtaani kushangilia kisha...
Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a
barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around
the shop full of customers
and said, "About
2 hours." The guy...
This incident, is supposed to have happened in real life.
My friend, who is a the head of Human Resources at a very large bank, says that the best excuse for absenteeism, that he had ever...
Jamaa alikuwa kasafiri akaenda guest house kumpunzika kufika aka amua amtumie masseji mke wake kumbe alikosea namba ika enda kwa mwanamke alie toka kufiwa na mume wake siku mbili zilizo pita yule...
3 guys named
WHAT,WHY, and WHEN
were talkin
WHAT:WHY what r u
doing?
... WHY:i dont know what
iam
doing.
WHAT:why?
WHY:why r u caling me?
what? WHAT:now why did
u cal
me?
WHY:what...
WTF.......
Haya ndio majibu ya urefusho wa abrv WTF.
1. Wewe Tu Fukara= hii niliikuta pale Tandale kwa muuza popo.
2. Watu Tuna Fedha = hii niliikuta pale Magomeni kwa Mchambia kisu
3...
Je, ukimfumaniwa dada yako kwenye kona akibambiwa. Utachukua uamuzi gani?.
Mimi binafsi.
Nitakimbia sana, sitapenda hata wajue kuwa nimewaona ili tuzidi kuheshimiana.
wakuu hii site nilikuwa siifuatilii kihivyo,leo nikaamua ngoja niingie nikajionee kunani huko facebook,huwezi amini nimekutana na ma school mate wangu kibaooo ambao nimepoteana nao kwa zaidi ya...
Kuna watoto walikuwa wanacheza,mwenzao mmoja akaanza kulia,wakati analia mtumishi wa Mungu akawa anapita,mtumishi akamuuliza "mtoto mbona unalia?"
Mtoto akamjibu,"natafuta yeboyebo zangu sizioni...
Due to increasing products liability litigation,
liquour manufacturers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be
placed immediately on all containers...
Nina matatizo makubwa sana ambayo nisingependa kuyaanika hapa upenuni. Naomba ridhaa ya mwanajf yoyote yule wakike anipm ili aweze kunisaidia tafadhali.
angalizo: huu si utani, nipo siriaz nina...
Toto lisilo lako utalijua tu.Linacheza mpira wa chandimu na wenzie,bahati mbaya wanakupiga na ule mpira,unauchukua na kuuficha,watoto wengine watakimbia,lenyewe litakuja kifua mbele kwa hasira...