What's in a Name?

[Asprin]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving

 

[Smile]

toka august 2009reply-oview-1 nadhani ni babu mwenyewe

 

[Asprin]

toka august 2009reply-oview-1 nadhani ni babu mwenyewe

Afu we mtoto mtundu eh? Umeenda kupekua kwenye sanduku la babu? Ukipata mimba isiyotarajiwa utamwambia nini Rejao?

 

[Smile]

Afu we mtoto mtundu eh? Umeenda kupekua kwenye sanduku la babu? Ukipata mimba isiyotarajiwa utamwambia nini Rejao?

babu uliwakosea nini hawa watu hata tablet mwenzako nimekuta hvohvo tena yeye toka 2006

 

[Asprin]

babu uliwakosea nini hawa watu hata tablet mwenzako nimekuta hvohvo tena yeye toka 2006

Wakati huo kulikuwa na kampeni ya kupiga vita madawa ya kisasa! Sheikh Yahya bana, khaa!

 

[Smile]

Wakati huo kulikuwa na kampeni ya kupiga vita madawa ya kisasa! Sheikh Yahya bana, khaa!

kumbe ulikuwa hukubaliki eeh tablet kloro na mshairi wake mtamuu ila watu hola bwana sijui yupo wapi loh

 

[Asprin]

kumbe ulikuwa hukubaliki eeh tablet kloro na mshairi wake mtamuu ila watu hola bwana sijui yupo wapi loh

Yuko bize kule anamwombea mtu a-RIP MMU.

 

[Smile]

Yuko bize kule anamwombea mtu a-RIP MMU.

ahaa yule jamaa alisema anataka baamedi sasa jf kuna baamedi jamani

 

[Asprin]

ahaa yule jamaa alisema anataka baamedi sasa jf kuna baamedi jamani

Umejuaje kama hawapo? Mbona mimi meneja wa bar nipo huku? Unataka kazi? Ni-PM. Interview nakufanyia mwenyewe.

 

[Smile]

Umejuaje kama hawapo? Mbona mimi meneja wa bar nipo huku? Unataka kazi? Ni-PM. Interview nakufanyia mwenyewe.

nani awe anashikwa shikwa kingo za rift valley ovyo na kumendea michemsho ya watu not mi grandparejao kanikabidhi master card niko vizuri

 

[Asprin]

nani awe anashikwa shikwa kingo za rift valley ovyo na kumendea michemsho ya watu not mi grandparejao kanikabidhi master card niko vizuri

Kushikwa si ndio kwenyewe? ulitaka ubakwe? na kule jukwaa la wakubwa ulienda kufanya nini?

 

[Mtafiti1]

Afu we mtoto mtundu eh? Umeenda kupekua kwenye sanduku la babu? Ukipata mimba isiyotarajiwa utamwambia nini Rejao?

Babu atampaje mimba mjukuu?

 

[Smile]

Kushikwa si ndio kwenyewe? ulitaka ubakwe? na kule jukwaa la wakubwa ulienda kufanya nini?

nitakujibu kule

 

[SMU]

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At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving

Halafu unaweza kuta jina la ukoo wa huyo mtoto ni "Head"!

 

[Asprin]

Babu atampaje mimba mjukuu?

Hebu nijaribu siku moja tuone, au wee si mjukuu wangu?

nitakujibu kule

Sina access ya majukwaa ya mapepo!

 

[Dena Amsi]

toka august 2009reply-oview-1 nadhani ni babu mwenyewe

Aliandika lugha ambayo mpaka utumie kamusi kuelewa nani anataka hiyo kazi ya ziada

 

[Dena Amsi]

Afu we mtoto mtundu eh? Umeenda kupekua kwenye sanduku la babu? Ukipata mimba isiyotarajiwa utamwambia nini Rejao?

Uneandika lugha ya taifa ungeeleweka

 

[Raia Fulani]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving

mkuu hii nimeikubali

 

[Rejao]

Afu we mtoto mtundu eh? Umeenda kupekua kwenye sanduku la babu? Ukipata mimba isiyotarajiwa utamwambia nini Rejao?

:spy: hii kazi ya uspy my sweet wangu anaiweza sana! Ukiharibu tu unalo!

 

[Rejao]

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