Mzungu mmoja katika kutaka kukidhi mojawapo ya haki za msingi za binadamu, alimchukua binti(demu) pale buguruni akaingia naye guest baada ya kumaliza shida yake akamkatia yule dada kilicho chake...
A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom, walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the...
jamaa mmoja alijifanya baharia akawaambia watu aisee nimezunguka bandari zote duniani China na Africa yote
ulaya marekani akaulizwa kwahiyo unaijua sana geografia jamaa akajibu pale geografia...
Unakuta mtu unaingia kwenye ofisi ya watu. kuko kimya kama maji ya mtungi maana people a busy working. Umekaribishwa kiti ili umsubiri mwenyeji wako. ghafla simu yako ya kiganjani inaita. Sauti...
Michel Lotito (aka MonsieurMangetout) from Grenoble, France, has been eating metal and glass since 1959. Gastroenterologists have described his ability to consume 900 g (2 lb) of metal per day as...
Staili ya watu wala hamjuani,hamkusalimiana wakati mmekutana, lakini ngoma ya Kwaito ikipigwa mnajipanga mnacheza pamoja kwa ustadi, nani amewafundisha? na ule mshikamano mnaouonyesha pale...
Wafanyabiashara wawili wako safarini, wamefika geust house chumba kimebaki kimoja cha dabo.akawaita mmoja mmoja akawaambia kisiri! Akaanza na mpemba,"muangalie sana huyo mchaga atakuibia"...
Ongeza maneno yako hapa au unipm kama unaelewa maana ya haya maneno;
KIZOTA, KUNYETA, ZERO BRAIN, SUPP, MKANDARASI, UWANJA WA ZEGE, DEO, MGANGALUMA, MK, BLOCK7, KAYUKI, nk.
Hebu changia tu kama...
Hatimaye leo sheli ya big born umegeuka kuwa uwanja wa ngumi.
Kasheshe hiyo ilisababishwa na kugombea mafuta (petrol).
Sheli hapo kulikuwa na msongamano wa magari mengi sana na wanawake...
[WIKIPEDIA],Najua kila kitu.....................................[GOOGLE]=>Nina kila kitu.....................................[FACEBOOK]=>Ninamjua kila...
A young man who applied for a job in a reputable organization made a very good impression during the interview until when he was asked about his salary expectations...
Manager: What SALARY do you...
Mbele ya mtumishi wa Mungu mwanaume akafungua zipu akaitoa akaiangaliaa! na kuanza kuiingiza taratiibu kwa mchumba wake,huku mwanamke machozi yakimtoka kwa raha aliyokuwanayo mpaka ilipoingia...
Nawashukuru wale wote walionikaribisha vizuri hapa JF. Naahidi kuwa mwanachama mtiifu. Kwa wale wote ninaofananishwa nao watakuja wenyewe kukanusha.
I am Who am...
1.mpango mkakati.
2.megawati.
3.wahisani.
4.wawekezaji.
5.mkopo wenye riba nafuu.
6.libeneke
7.mgao.
8.gamba/magamba.
9.demokrasia ya kweli.
10.tumethubutu,tumeweza na tunasonga mbele.
11.fitina...