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Mwanaume afungua zipu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nickname, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. nickname

    nickname JF-Expert Member

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    Mbele ya mtumishi wa Mungu mwanaume akafungua zipu akaitoa akaiangaliaa! na kuanza kuiingiza taratiibu kwa mchumba wake,huku mwanamke machozi yakimtoka kwa raha aliyokuwanayo mpaka ilipoingia yote.

    Watu wakastaajabu hawakuamini kitendo walichoshuhudia cha mwanaume yule kumuingiza mchumba wake pete ya dhahabu na kuwa watu wapya mume na mke!..hapo shangwe na vigelegele vikalipuka pale kanisani..kwa kweli ilikuwa ndoa ambayo wengi hawakuitarajia.
     
  2. Lucchese DeCavalcante

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    Tamu hii simulizi
     
  3. Kigogo

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    kheee kumbe pete
     
  4. hengo

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    Mkuu umeanza na style ya kusisimua.Unafaa kuwa mtunzi wa storybook
     
  5. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    Mabazaazi hapa walishawaza mbali sana.
     
  6. Jaguar

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    Acha niwe mkweli,mi nilishaingia chaka!
     
  7. Angel Nylon

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    Mm ndo wala sisemi................!!!!
    Mambo mengine hayafai kufanyiana we Nickname alaaaa
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!nilijua nanihii!
     
  9. Bei Mbaya

    Bei Mbaya JF-Expert Member

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    alifungua zipu ya nini?

    pochi, sarawili ama
     
  10. Gurta

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    aluuuuuu!
     
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    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! kumbe!!
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh akili yangu ilishafika mbali sana
     
  13. Erickb52

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    Teh iko poa
     
  14. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanini umeamua kuianza kwa format hiyo?. Nilishapeleka mawazo mbali.
     
  15. nickname

    nickname JF-Expert Member

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    Ni namna ya kuwavuta kwenye mawazo mnayoyapenda na kuyafikiria kila wakati and lastly to tell the theme(maudhui) of the story.

    Hii ni sanaa mojawapo ya jokes
     
  16. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Mabazazi utawajua tu..lol
     
  17. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehehe kumbe lol.
     
  18. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia Mkuu. Safi sana.
     
  19. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nilishaanza kusimama ili niizime computer yangu kwa hasira na haraka sana. Kumbe ni pete!!
    Ahahahahah! ngoja niendelee kuperuzi.
     
  20. Mtoboasiri

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    Hata mwanzishaji maada (naogopa kusema na wewe pia) mmewaza mbali!
     
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