Wanajamii forum huu mwaka tutakutana wapi japo hata tubadilishane mawazo labda utaratibu ulishatoka ila hatuwezi kumaliza mwaka bila hata kukutana kwa kupongezana na kujipanga kwa mwaka ujao.
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Mtoto mmoja aliokota kondomu iliokwisha tumika, akaiweka mdomoni huku akienda nyumbani. mama yake alipomuona akamwambia, tupa hiyo chafu...... mtoto akajibu naitupa ila uji wote nimeshaunywa.
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...
More than one million tourists visited Kenya this year despite numerous travel advisories, figures released by the Kenya Tourism Board (KTB) show. The industry weathered Al-Shabaab attacks and...
jaman jaman jaman hivi hizo likes zinatolewa kwa ubaguz au? Natumia nokia e65 na pia browser ni opera min 6.5 tangu nimejiunga nasikiaga watu wanapeana likes ila mim sijawah kuona hcho kitufe...
Imagine yale mabao ya usiku katika mechi yangekuwa na sauti! Yan masikio yangeziba make mara huku pyuuuuuu!!!!!! mara titktitktitkti!!!! mara papapapap!!!!!! na milio mingine ongezea
Mke kamkuta mume wake kaweka m*** yake kwenye beseni la maji; akashtuka na kwa taharuki kamuuliza,
"mbona umeweka m**** yako kwenye beseni?" mume akamjibu,
"Natafuta puncture maana leo siku ya...
Mume: nambie ukweli mke wangu, hivi ushavunja uaminifua mara ngapi?
Mke:siku 1 nililala na mwenye nyumba sababu alidai kodi.
Mume: sio mbaya.
Mke:mara ya pili siku ulipofanyiwa operation tukiwa...
Jamaa karudi home usiku wa manane.Moja kwa moja akazama chumbani,akafunua blanketi,akaiona miguu minne badala ya miwili aliyozoea.Jamaa akafunika blanketi taaratibu,akachukua bonge la...
jamaa mmoja wa kichaga alikuwa anachota maji kisiman kwa bahat mbaya akadumbukia kisiman mkewe akaja na kamb mpya kumuokoa mumewe akamuuliza hy kamb umenunua sh ngap?mkewe buku mumewe rudisha kwa...
A christian guy asked a muslim guy: 'Why do your females cover up their body and hair?'The muslim guy smiled and took out 2 sweets, he opened one and kept the other one wrapped. He threw them both...
Kulikuwa na mahojiano kati ya baba na mtoto,
mtoto unamuliza bab'ake sehemu za siri zinaitwaje?
BABA: hizo ni heshima mwanangu.
Siku wakaja wageni mtoto akaleta shida mbele ya wageni ilibidi...
Katika shughuli zangu napanda daladala mara nyingi sana. Kama ilivyo kawaida abiria wengi wanapenda kuzungumza sana. Wazungumzaji wakubwa niwapendao ingawa saa ingine wanakua kero ni wamama...
Babu yangu ana umri wa miaka 70 na ana wanawake 10, mke wa kumi alikuwa ni mchumba wangu ambae tulipendana sana na kuahidiana kuoana. Lakini kwa Tamaa ya wazazi wao kupenda mali babu aliwarubuni...