Mimi napenda 1.kula 2.kulewa kidogo 3. Kuwa na marafiki wabishi. 4.mazoezi 5.mapenzi 6.kulala sana 7.ubishi 8.matani 9.kuvaa vizuri 10. Kuoga kwa siku mara tatu kama dosi .je wewe unapenda nini ?
Dada Regia Mtema alikua anatuwakilisha hapa jf na uraian. Nawaomba wanawake wenye vipaji vya siasa hapa jf mjitokeze na muache woga na kujificha katika kupambana kwa manufaa ya nchi yetu bega kwa...
Mchina mmoja alienda danguro akaomba apewe changudoa mzuri na mwenye maujuzi ya kutosha kitandani.Alipopewa chaguo sahihi,akaondoka naye mpaka gheto kwake.Mchina akaanza ku-do,akapiga cha...
Heshima wakuu...
Mwenzenu jana nusura nife baada ya kugongwa na nyoka, maeneo ya huko Ubungo Maziwa. Ilikuwa ni mida ya jioni nikitoka katika mihangaiko ya kila siku. Baada ya kugongwa ilibidi...
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door,
whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND...
Girl to her boyfriend: stop looking at girls..u r committed now...
Boy: Oh honey, it's not fair..u mean if am on diet, i should not even look at the menu..!
Wadau wa JF na watanzania wote kwa ujumla.
Jumapili hii kutakuwa na maandamano ambayo hayajawahi kutokea ndani ya Tanzania hii.
maandamano haya yatakuwa ya kupinga bei mpya ya umeme inayotarajiwa...
Siku nyingi sungura alikuwa akimtafuta mwewe kwa kosa la kumuibia mwanae.
sungura akala dili na kunguru. akamwambia, kunguru eeh..mimi najilaza hapa, nenda kamwambie mwewe sungura amekufa mje...
Bibi kizee alimshtaki kijana aliye mbaka,na siku ya kesi hakimu alianza kwa kumhoji bibi na mahojiano yalikuwa hivi: hakimu:> bibi siku unabakwa nani alishuhudia ili aje kuwa shahidi? BIBI:> Baba...
Hivi hii tabia ya wanawake ya kujikoboa ngozi zao na kuwa wekundu hawajui kama inawashushia heshima yao katika jamii? Yaani leo nimekutana nimekutana na mwanamke amejikoboa ngozi kuanzia usoni...
Wakuu heshima kwenu za ukweli kabisa. Ndugu yenu nimeombwa kuwa Mshereheshaji MC kweli tafrija ya kuaga mwaka2011 na kuukaribisha mwaka 2012. Jukumu kama hili sijawahi kulifanya japo nimeaminiwa...
Mh:Hayati Regia Estelatus(doto)Mtema,ni Majuzi tu umekusanya Kero zetu kwa ajili ya kuzipeleka Bungeni na pia ulisaema utazisemea nje ya Bunge,Ombi letu kwako ni kama kwa aina yeyote unasoma hii...
Jerry Mwaijax Huu ugentleman mwingine
ni extraordinary: jamaa
kamzimia dem kanisani,
mara ukafika muda wa
sadaka eti akamwambia
"dont wory i'll pay 4 u"