A Truck Driver

kalukamise

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May 4, 2011
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[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.
Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a
man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild and
passionate love.
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[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was
bearing down on them. He realized that they were not going to stop or get out of
his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.
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[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck. He
looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What's the
matter with you two?
Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!"
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[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]and you were coming. [/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]You were the only one with brakes !!!!!!![/FONT]
 

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