Mume: kila kukicha afadhali ya jana, mke wangu nawe umepoooooza!
Mke: sasa nichangamke vip jaman?
Mume: Hali ya maisha ngumu, yaan makamo hayo mke wangu huna hata kibuzi cha kukichuna chuna?
Ndugu zangu, sisemi sana.
Vijana wa zamani mpooo?
ZEMBWELA
Maneno yako yote nimeyapokeeaa, yako moyoni mwangu.
Nimeyapokeeaa kwa roho moja e!
Huko hapa moyoni mwangu, mpenzi wangu macho yameona...
Mtoto mmoja asubuhi amuuliza baba yake
Mtoto:baba kwani asali ina miguu?!
Baba:kwa nini mwanangu unaniuliza?
Mtoto:me nilisikia jana usiku ukisema "HONEY" tanua miguu......
Angekua mwanao...
Dear Sir
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no...
Tujikumbushe utani huu......
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Buruburu phase 5, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of...
Kha eti kila nikikuona naumia jamani huu ni mwaka wa nne unanitesa...kwani mie sio mwanaume?Mimi penda wewe kupita maelezo.
Anytime nitaacha kazi kwa ajili yako maana naona nakoelekea ni maumivu...
How about these quotes?!
If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men.
Alexis Zorba: Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it. You've got everthing except one thing: madness! A...
Boy:kati ya mimi na choo unapenda nani zaidi.
GIRL: si ni wewe obvious, mbona unauliza maswali ya
kuudhi ivi?
BOY: kwa sababu ukienda chooni huwa una toa ch*pi
haraka na kwangu huwa tunasumbuana.
Habari zenu humu Jamvini.
Mbona mi nikimwona dada yangu au mdogo wangu wa kike na mwanaume/boyfriend wake moyo unauma?yaani nahisi kama atakuja kutendwa au kuharibiwa malengo yake,halafu mi...
I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys Id ever seen.
The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in...
kuna jamaa alikuwa anaumwa na figo akaenda hospitali. Alipofika akakutana na dokta akamueleza ugonjwa wake!
Sasa Dokta akaamua kumbadilisha figo.
Sababu alikosa figo ya binadamu, dokta akaamua...
Tonight its drumming on my corrugated iron roof softer than the of coo a dove, its drumming ,its raining all over the land, i turn over and settle to a sleep of the innocent and free. Usiku...
Kichaa mmoja alikuwa wodini na wazee wake na maongezi yao yalikuwa hivi:- Kichaa: Naikumbuka siku ya harusi ya wazazi wangu yani sitoisahau maisha kwani ilikuwa siku yakufa namtu, Mama...
Leo Zitto Kabwe alipokuwa akisoma hotuba yake ya kamati ya mashirika ya UMMA badala ya kuprint makabrasha luluki yeye alikwenda na IPAD yake na kuanza kusoma huku akibofya. Najaribu kufikiria ni...
Naamini katika jamvi hili la JF kuna watu wenye vipaji vingi na vya kila aina, wengine wana vipaji vya ufundi wengine kuigiza wengine kuimba n.k. Leo ningependa wana Jamii Forums wote tushare...
Mimi sijambo...hofu kwenu nisiyewafaham...
nimepata wazo,baada ya kuona mitandao mingine wana tshirt zenye majina ya mtandao husika...kwa mfano facebook...
nikawaza je si vema na sisi...
Mods chonde chonde msi imuvuzishe hii thread yangu kutoka humu MMU coz naamini kabisa hili ni jukwaa sahihi kwa post yangu lol.
Ni kuhusu mahusiano yangu na JF, yani JF idumu milele coz hii ni...