JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wapendwa wana JF wenzangu, ninapenda kuwatahadharisha watumiaji wote wa facebook waliopo katika jamvi hili hata wale ambao hawapo katika jamvi hili kuwa makini pale mtumiapo facebook maana leo...
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Ni jini mahaba, anaenda kwa jina la Maimuna! Just imagine her kama Jlo, Jokate or Hadija Kopa, ndivyo atakavyo appear!
Once u have her in ur dream ndivyo utakavyo yern for more!
Gals u r not...
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Kama mpo hebu tupeana mashavu wana au vp? Me ni Edward wa Chuga npo hapa hapa xul 2taftane japo matcha wanaleta za kuleta khs 4ne!
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Jamaa aliingia baa akiwa na bastola na kukuta baa imejaa watu , wengi wakiwa mwanaume na mwanamke. Akasimama katikati ya baa na kupiga risasi moja juu na kutamka kwa sauti. "NAMTAFUTA MKE WANGU...
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Mama mmoja kaenda sokoni kununua kasuku.Aliwakuta kasuku watatu,wa kwanza anauzwa $170,wa pili $100 na wa tatu $10. Akahoji;'kwanini huyu kasuku wa tatu anauzwa bei rahisi,akajibiwa,'ndio,anauzwa...
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waziri Mkuu - erickb52
waziri wa fedha - excellent
waziri wa ulinzi- kingkong III
waziri asiye na Wizara Maalum ni - Kongosho kwa sababu yeye mwenyewe hatumueelewi!
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Nidhaili huyu ni mahili lakini huyu mahiri nidhahili na pata tabu kufahamu umahili wake
Hasa tusomapo mashahiri yaliyomahiri nidhahili sisitahili hata kugusa shahiri lake
Anastahili kuitwa fahari...
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Sijawahi dhani hili litantokea mimi..nimetoka zangu moshi na saibaba la karatu linapita moshi saa saba hivi..
nikapitiwa na kijiusingizi kwa sababu huko nlikotoka mambo nimeacha shwaari!!
Sasa...
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Inaelekea saa tano za usiku sasa, Daladala sizioni, na simu ya mama Ngina haipatikani…………!
Haya mambo ya kwenda shamba jioni ndio madhara yake, ngoja nitafute Guest...
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''we mwanaume gani,unaskia raha tu mi nakuja kwako wala hushangai napendezaje,huoni mapafyume nnayonukia wala huushangai. Unashugulika wala sh 10 hunipi,cji tena kwako''
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tafadhali kama ulishaliona tangazo hili, piga kimya...MUTE!
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wakuu mimi sina la kuongea, vipi tukizomewa na mashabiki wa simba tuwajibuje? naomba mnisaidie, naona aibu sana. lakini refa kawapendelea simba, yaani anawapa penalt nne!?. hii sio haki. kama vipi...
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Ondoa neno moja moja kutoka sentensi hii.<1>Oooh boy please don't touch me at all!.<2>Oooh boy please don't touch me at.<3>Oooh boy please don't touch me.<4>Oooh boy please don't touch.<5>Oooh boy...
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Jamani wadau wa MMU,mwenzenu nasumbuliwa na mafua balaa,nimeshndwa hadi kuhudhuria pindi leo.niombeeni nipone haraka,pia anae jua dawa ya mafua anisaidie,maana yananinyima raha mwenzenu.
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Unasubiri nini? Weka jibu.
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Njemba 1 ilikua imelewa, ikawa inatembea road mara ikaona taa 2 mbele, kulia na kushoto, ikasema hawa bodaboda vp; ikasimama katikati ya road; da kushangaa kidogo kumbe ni bonge la fuso limeshika...
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Ukiwa Mandela rd utawaona vijana wana mifuko ya plastic wanakinga
mafuta kutoka kwenye tank za malori.
Je mafuta hayo wanayapeleka wapi?
Nimejaribu kuwauliza hawakunipa jibu.
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​A secretary complained about her boss.....
She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed". Every time he comes into the office,
I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position,
followed...
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beibe nasty nina mwezi mzima jino linanisumbua sasa leo nimeamua nijiandae niende hospitali mwenzenu.
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kulikuwa na vuguvugu kubwa kuhusuana na hizi fulana. sasa sijasikia tena hili suala. wala sijaona mdau yoyote popote kavaa nembo ya JF ilhali kuna jeshi kubwa na wana jf humu uraiani. niwaulize...
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