Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could...
Jambo wanaJF,
Namshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu maana na mimi JK ameniona na kuamua kuniteua kuwa DC wa wilaya mojawapo katika huu uteuzi mpwa wa ma DC,
Hapa nilipo nalala night club nikijipongeza huku...
Hakukuwa na mwanamke
ambaye
nilikuwa simpendi kama mama
... yangu. Yeye alikuwa masikini wa
kutupwa huku uso wake ukiwa
unatisha
kwa
kuwa tu hakuwa na jicho moja.
Kila nilipokuwa nikimuona...
Mzee mmoja mkurya mwanae wa kiume baana ya kumaliza shule alimwambia Baake, "Baba nimeomba kazi TRA sijui ntachaguliwa"
Baba "TRA ndo Jeshi gani mwanangu tena? kwanini usingeomba kwenye jeshi...
Chief, uliporudi bongo ulikuwa na swaga za ajabu kweli, uliponda sana wabongo wasiotaka kurudi Tz, pia ukaponda waliobadili uraia, ama kuwa na green card, chief tulijua ni maneno ya mkosaji maana...
Liandaliwe Jukwaa maalum kwa ajili ya:-
1. Watu wanaoanzisha threads za kipuuzi zisizo na mbele wala nyuma.. So zihamishiwe huko kuliko kuzicut (kuzifunga),ama kuziondosha moja kwa moja. Kwa hiyo...
Nimerudi zangu toka kazini na kufikia katika sofa hapa sebuleni kwangu. Nikaamua kuwasha ka-tv kangu ka nchi kumi na nne ili nijiburudishe na kupata taarifa. Baada ya muda nasikia sauti ya Pinda...
Jamani vp jpili inasemaje?
tuichangamshe siku yetu kwa kujikumbusha yale maneno yanayoandikwa nyuma ya dala dala zetu, vipo vijineno fla fla na mafumbo mbali yanafuraisha yanaandikwa nyuma...
Kuna mshkaji alirudi usiku akiwa amelewa chakali. Alipofika chumbani alikuta mke wake keshalala fofofo ile kuangalia pembeni akaona glass ina kimiminika cha njano ndani yake. Jamaa akajua moja kwa...
Wajameni mpangaji mwenzangu kila siku ananitambia kuwa mambo na vitu vyote vizuri Tanzania vinatoka Mbeya. Nililikataa hili lakini siku zinavyosonga mbele nakaribia kuamini. Niiongezeeni data ili...
Baba na mtoto
Baba: Mwanangu ukiwa na hasira unafanya nini?
Mtoto: Naenda chooni.
Baba: Chooni? Kufanya nini?
Mtoto: Kusafisha.
Baba: Halafu ndio hasira zinaisha?
Mtoto: Ndio nasafisha choo...
i have taken it from somewhere there.
A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy,
he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with him...