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Chonde chonde ulevi noma!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Praff, May 6, 2012.

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    Praff Senior Member

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    Kuna mshkaji alirudi usiku akiwa amelewa chakali. Alipofika chumbani alikuta mke wake keshalala fofofo ile kuangalia pembeni akaona glass ina kimiminika cha njano ndani yake. Jamaa akajua moja kwa moja ni bia. Akanyanyua glasi akakinyonya kimiminika fasta, du! Akagundua kimiminika kina ladha ya chumvichumvi, akamuamsha mke wake kwa gadhabu akamuuliza "kwenye glasi uliweka nini?" Mke kwa kujihami, badala ya kusema mkojo aliokojoa akasema "nilichanganya maji ya bahari na CASTLE LAGER!" MME wake akasema usirudie tena, nilidhani ni mkojo.
     
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    Salim kt Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    duhhhhhhhhhh
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    upo juu.
     
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    Jovegg Member

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    Hahahahahahaha kweli noumaaaaaaa
     
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    brazilian JF-Expert Member

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    mama anafikiri haraka huyo kama Messi akiwa uwanjani. Angekula kisago cha mwaka
     
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    Hee, sasa huyo mama kaeka mkojo kwenye glass ili iweje?
     
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    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    nomaaaaa.....
     
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