JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
1. Kijiko ulichotumia kula chakula kimelambwa na mbwa aliyetoka kula konokono muda si mrefu...
2. Upo nyumbani na mkweo, ghafla ukiwa umetoka bafu la uwani kuoga mwanao mdogo anakufuata kwa...
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Katika hali ya kushangaza mtaalamu wa JF Invisible amejikuta kwenye wakati mgumu baada ya soma kusuduio la kupelekewa walanti wakukamatwa na kupelekwa The Hague (ilipo mahakama ya uhalifu ya...
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hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ni jamaa mmoja wa apo karibu na chanika
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Mzee mmoja alipanda kwenye daladala na kubahatika kupata siti, lakini baada ya muda akagundua kuwa simu yake aloiweka mfukoni imeibiwa, basi akaamua kumuomba jirani yake kwenye siti aibipu namba...
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Baada ya mgomo wa waalimu kuwa batili, Waalimu sasa wanaamua kuwalisha sumu wanafunzi...
Mwanafunzi: please maadam how many types of coffee do we have in Africa?
Teacher: (kwa hasira) Two...
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Mwalimu mmoja wa kike alikuwa darasani na wanafunzi wake na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Mwalimu: We John unacheka nini?
John: Nimeona paja lako mwalimu!
Mwalimu: Huna...
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Haya haya wale wanaopenda vitu vya mitumba kuna miswaki used tena migumu haiishi haraka kama unahitaji wasiliana nasi kupitia 0752723351
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Napenda kuchukua nafasi hii kutoa shukrani zangu za dhati kwa wakazi wa Arusha. Kwa kweli mmenipokea vizuri sana sina cha kuwalipa ila mwenyezi mungu atawalipa mbadala. Erickb52 , Philipo ...
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Kawaida nikiona mwanamke yuko singo wala hanishughulishi.Lakini nikiona au kusikia tu kuwa ana mtu wake basi mimi mapenzi hunishika kupita maelezo ,yaani hapa hata sijielewielwi sijui nimtongoze...
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jamani japo kuwa utandawazi umerahisisha mambo mengi unaweza uka Download fomu mbalimbali..na vitu vingine vingi..sasa..kwa NN tusi Download Hata maFedha au Mnaxemaje.
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Kila nikimaliza kufanya Mazoezi jasho langu hunukia harufu ya Majivu Majivu,Harufu hii huwavutia Walio karibu yangu.
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...ukikamatwa umejenga Choo Unashtakiwa...
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INTERVIEW Vijana wawili katika harakati za kutafuta kazi, waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, marafiki wawili hao walikuwa wakisaidiana mambo mbalimbali ya kimaisha walikubaliana aingie mmoja...
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Vijana wawili katika harakati za kutafuta kazi, waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, marafiki wawili hao walikuwa wakisaidiana mambo mbalimbali ya kimaisha walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko...
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Matembele-Saliva front
Wacha mchezo - stop sports
Wewe ni kiboko yao - you are their hippopotumus
Naskia kizunguzungu - I hear english english
Mahindi yameota - maize are dreaming...
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Question to Confucious
Confucious
Woman asks:
If I sleep with 3 men, everyone
calls me a slut.
But when a man sleeps with 10
women,
Everyone calls him a real man.
How come . . . ...
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