Funny+ lol
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know
that he was stil in the game. Bush opened theletter
and it appeared to contain...
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari
ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho
nitasafari na boss kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu
anasafiri,kuwa...
Mzee karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
BABA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo....Mzee...
Girl : why do you keep on following
me ?
Boy : because you are so pretty and i
think i am falling in love with you.
Girl : really ?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more...
Ni mwezi sasa nikiwa Lupango,Isanga jana nimerudi nimepgwa butwaa my wife ana kilambo cha udongo wa pemba,limao za kutosha.chini ya Meza kuna kifuu cha kutemea mate..
Hiyo kitu sijui ni yangu...
Kwa mara ya kwanza kutembelea dar nikitokea Arusha baadh ya mambo yalinishangaza pale mwenyeji wangu alipokuwa akinielezea mambo ya waswahili
1.Et weng wanapenda kuonekana wamekula...
Nilipata simulizi hii kutoka kwa rafiki yangu.
Polisi watatu waliokuwa lindoni usiku wa manane walilikamata gari moja lililokuwa na mali ya wizi, baada ya kulisimamisha mwenye mali alishuka na...
Napendekeza kwamba mshindi wa mwezi uliopo awe anaingia mojakwamoja kwenye shindano la mwezi ujao kwa ajili ya kutetea taji lake. Kwa hiyo mchakato uwe ni kumtafuta mrembo mmoja tu atakayepambana...
Mm nlifikiri CHADEMA wakorofi bungeni tu kumbe mpaka Hotelini!
Jana wakati wanakula:
WENJE:Mwongozo wa mwenye Hotel, chumvi haitoshi.
MNYIKA:Taarifa Mheshimiwa! Mchuzi unaonekana wa jana siungi...