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wiki ilopita kuna kikojoz alikojolea ktabu. kesho anaadhimisha wiki toka msala ujulikane
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Jamani hivi sumu zipo aina ngapi?kuna wimbo unaimba mapenzi yanaua sio kesho hata leo unaweza kuiaga dunia juu ya mapenzi, afu tena inasemekana mke wa mtu ni sumu,sasa kwa yyte ambae anamke...
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mtoto ni mtoto tuuu. ndio ukamkuta mwanao anafanya hivi utafanyeje??
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(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five...
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wadau msipate taabu kabisaa yaani mkitaka kuondoa stress inabidi.
Mlisome jina langu kisharobaro.haya kazi kwenu
NG'ONG'ONHWI.
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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
Our Phones ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships ~ Meaningless...
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Waungwana wote mlionitakia Tahfif kwenye Msiba ulionipata nakushukuruni sana kwa wema wenu. Mamndenyi na FP nao nawashukuru sana hasa kwa utayari wao wa kutaka kuja Msibani. Aaagh! JF bwana...
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Every one in the world is searching for love. We say we love to eat, we love our pets, we love to make money, but that kind of love doesn't last for very long. The good news is that, there is...
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The Jamaican government did a study to see why there are so many deadly motorcycle accidents in Jamaica.I think youll be surprised at the results.
Major Reasons For Motorbike Accidents In...
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A woman is at home when she hears
someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to
see a man standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door...
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Kupokea like kutoka kwa charminglady
Ahsante sana kipenzi wa moyo wangu charminglady kwa kunigongea like kwa mara ya kwanza katika thread fulani hivi,....hii kwangu ni kama ajari ya kufa mtu,hii...
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DIRECT TRANSLATION FROM
SWAHILI TO ENGLISH..
1)Wacha mchezo - leave sport
2) wewe ni kiboko yao - you
are their hippopotamus
3)nasikia kizunguzungu - am hearing english english
4)mahindi...
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mkono ukikuwasha n dariri ya kupata pesa,na kalio likikuwasha n dariri ya nin
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anaejua lini itatokea neema kwa wale waliofanya usaili tar1hadi5 maana watu tunakua na pressure mbili mbili mara ya kupanda mara ya kushuka,kwa anaejua tafadhari!
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Habari zenu wana MMU, samahani kwa kutowawekea picha maana nilishindwa kuipiga faster na kuogopa kichapo pia, nilikuwa natoka lunch nikapishana na baunsa mmoja aliyekuwa amevaa fulana yenye...
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BABA mzazi wa staa wa Bongo Fleva, Nasibu Abdul ‘Diamond Platnumz', Abdul Juma amefunguka juu ya mrembo anayetaka aolewe na mwanaye huyo.
Akizungumza na paparazi jijini Dar, Mzee Abdul...
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http://www.shinbow.com/2011/07/05/some-naughty-reasons-of-traffic-accidents/
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...na tena yawe ya dhati maana uzushi hautakiwi hapa. Iko namna hii:
Siku kadhaa zilizopita mimi na shemeji/wifi yenu Kongosho tulikuwa tunaangalia documentary fulani ihusuyo wadudu (could be...
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The word 'politics' is derived from the words 'poly' meaning 'many' and the word 'tics' meaning 'blood sucking parasites',,
you can put a comment on that meaning.
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