Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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- Feb 4, 2009
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A woman is at home when she hears
someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to
see a man standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust....
The next morning she hears a knock at the
door, it is the
same man, and he asks the same question
of the woman.
He asks 'Do you have a vagina'. She slams
the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets
home she tells him what has happened for
the last two days. The husband tells the wife
in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am
taking tomorrow off to be home just in case
this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the
door and both run for the door. The
husband says to the wife in a whispered
voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the
door and listen and if it is the same guy I
want you to answer yes to the question
because I want to see where he is going
with it'.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the
door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing
there.
He asks the same question.. Do you have a
vagina'......
'Yes' she says......
The man replies, 'Good, would you mind
telling your husband to leave my wife's
alone and start using yours!'
someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to
see a man standing there.
He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust....
The next morning she hears a knock at the
door, it is the
same man, and he asks the same question
of the woman.
He asks 'Do you have a vagina'. She slams
the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets
home she tells him what has happened for
the last two days. The husband tells the wife
in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am
taking tomorrow off to be home just in case
this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the
door and both run for the door. The
husband says to the wife in a whispered
voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the
door and listen and if it is the same guy I
want you to answer yes to the question
because I want to see where he is going
with it'.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the
door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing
there.
He asks the same question.. Do you have a
vagina'......
'Yes' she says......
The man replies, 'Good, would you mind
telling your husband to leave my wife's
alone and start using yours!'