Its the trip that tops most travelers lifetime dream lists: an African safari. The words themselves evoke a magic that is unmatched, and conjure visions of lions stalking across the savannah...
Jamaa mmoja alihudhuria msiba wa jirani na rafiki yake mpendwa aliyefiwa na baba yake, na baada ya kufika akakuta chakula kimeisha, mazungumzo yake na mfiwa yalikuwa hivi:
Jamaa: Yani jirani...
I was born intelligent but education has ruined me. May your day be panctuated with a revanchism whose magniloquence can only be theatropistically analysed by the use of a reminiscent...
Nilisoma Bango moja pale Ubungo Bus Terminal lililokuwa linasomeka kuwa Mwisho wa Dunia ni tarehe 21/05/2011...Sasa kinachonishangaza ni kuwa already tuko 21/05/2011 na mwisho wa dunia...
She loves me.
She lets me love her.
She is funny (important to me).
She thinks Im funny (well I tend to repeat jokes and stories, so she may not think as much of the material).
She is very...
Ukioa Mbungu, usimuudhi. Ukimuudhi atatoka nyumbani na kwenda kilimani akuporomoshee matusi.
Tusi lao kubwa lilikuwa kumpopotoa Kikwete na mawe baada ya kuahirisha ghafla kuwatembelea kwa sababu...
MUST READ: Nothing is Impossible to HIM...
A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.
One day the captain decided to humiliate him before the troops. He...
Dah!
Baada ya kuswekwa lupango kwa wiki kadhaa,hatimaye MzunguMndali nimerudi ndani ya nyumba!!!
Kwa kweli niliwamiss sana akina Madame B Nicas Mtei cacico Filipo Mungi nitonye Arushaone na...
Usiku mmoja konda alikuwa amelala, ghafla mdogo wake akaamka na kwenda chooni, alivyorudi ile anafunua neti tu, konda akamzuia na kumwambia wanafunzi wanatosha..
PESA INA MAJINA MENGI SANA.
Kwenye ibada inaitwa Sadaka/Zaka,
Msibani inaitwa Rambirambi,
Shuleni inaitwa Ada au Karo,
Kwenye Vyombo Vya Usafiri inaitwa Nauli,
Ukinunulia Haki inaitwa Rushwa...
a guy got into a barber's shop in Dar es Salaam, taking along with him a little boy by the hand.the man asked the barber to cut his hair. after the cutting he immediately asked barber to start...
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him...
SIJUI KAMA SIKU HIZI ZIPO HIZI1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili'
5. Kupamba kadi sebuleni
6. Ukumbi wa...
Mi binafsi nitakunywa kreti moja ya bia nikiwa kwenye kaburi la baba yangu aliyekufa kwa sababu yao, ingawa pombe situmii! Wewe je? Tiririka . . . . . !
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Mfano umeendesha gari ghafla kuna mtu kakugonga kwa gari lingine kushuka na hasira zako unakuta ni mdada bonge la mdada mrembo ana kila kitu kakamilika kila idara **** **** shepu anayo kiuno...
Mwanadada mmoja mrembo alienda mjini kufanya shopping,akapita mahali flani akaona muuzaji mmoja anauza kasuku elfu 25....akaamua kuulizia:
Dem:"Mambo."
Muuzaji:"Poa sista...nikusaidie nini?"...
Nimekutana naye muda si mrefu anatokea Amana hospital kupima presha,kanambia usiku kucha hajala la. cacico of all the people kwani nini baba wa watu umemuacha solemba kisa papaa...