Mtoto wa mchungaji katoa ushuhuda kanisan haleluyaaa!!!! Nashukuru mungu kwa kuniponya,nilikuwa na ugonjwa wa kutokwa damu sehemu za siri kila mwezi, lakini tangu nimeanza kwenda kwa kaka Mushi...
Mwalimu kati ya hawa wapya bado alikuwa haizoea skuli na mazingira ya darsa! Basi katika kufundisha tumbo likamjaa gesi ndo akajikuta kijambo kimemponyoak kwa sauti. Basi wanafunzi walichekaje...
Mtihani wa Kiswahili.
SEHEMU E.
Eleza hatua za kuandaa Mdahalo.
Mwanafunzi kwa kutokujua maana ya Mdahalo akajibu hatua za kuandaa mdahalo kama ifuatavyo:
1.Unachukua mdahalo wako kisha...
Ukipita katika mitaa mingi ya miji utakuta vijana wameweka computer barazani mwa nyumba, wanaingiza nyimbo kwenye simu na kadhalika. Sasa najiuliza hivi ni lazima kufungulia muziki sauti ya juu...
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Student: fuc*king.!
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?
Student: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fuc*king.is ah ah ah ah!
Muarabu mmoja anaeitwa FARAJA alikuwa mbabe sana katika mtaa aliokuwa akiishi.Watu wote pale mtaani walikuwa wanamuogopa.Yaani hakawii kutoa kichapo kwa yeyote yule atakaye gombana naye.Siku moja...
Two women meet in the afterlife. Following is the
conversation they had.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How...
Mume: Mimi ninakushangaa sana mke
wangu; kila mara unasema ooooh gari yangu,
mara watoto wangu, mara chumbani kwangu
n.k. "Nimeshakwambia wewe na mimi ni mke
na mume; kwa hiyo unatakiwa kusema...
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