Two women in heaven

[elmagnifico]

Two women meet in the afterlife. Following is the
conversation they had.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I
came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all
the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer ... we'd both still be alive.

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

...baada ya hapo,wakapigana mangumi,hadi wakafa tena!

 

[Tuyuku]

ha ha haaaaaa hii kali sana!

 

[mwana mpendwa]

teh teh teh! Ona sasa wamemwacha mwanaume anasurvive kama kawa. Na wangeweza kugeuka tu nyuma baada ya kudead wangekuta yuko na mrembo mwingine.

 

[July Fourth]

Two women meet in the afterlife. Following is the
conversation they had.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking
from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and
finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
suspected that my husband was cheating, so I
came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
woman there somewhere that I started running all
over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all
the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
freezer ... we'd both still be alive.

hahahahaahaha

 

[Mjanga]

So touchy meen!:rockon: