Wavuta bangi wa2 walikuwa wanavuta bangi chini ya mwembe.Walivyomaliza kuvuta wakataka kuondoka,mmja wao akaona embe lililoiva juu ya mwembe akamwambia mwenzake;-kuna embe limeiva juu ya...
hapa mtaani kwetu kuna kiroja kimetokea
usiku wa kiuamkia leo. Jamaa wana
kikundi chao cha kupiga chabo, kazi yao ni
kuzunguka kwenye magesti na kuangalia
watu wakipekenyuana.
Sasa kuna gesti...
Katika moja ya Swali la Kiswali Lilikuwa hivi "Andika njia za kufuata wakati wa Kuandaa MDAHALO!"..mwanafunzi mmoja akiwa hajui nini maana ya Mdahalo, majibu yake yalikuwa hivi...........1.Kwanza...
mwandishi: muheshimiwa umaweza kutuambia kwanini nchi yako ni maskini?
rahisi: hata mimh nashangaa na sijuh kwanini nchi yangu ni maskini.
mwandishi: je mh. unaweza kutuambia kwanini vijana wa...
Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku
mchungaji wa kanisa lao anaingia
nyumbani kwa jirani ambaye hana
mume, akawa anajiuliza anaenda
kufanya nini anakosa jibu. Mwisho
Uzalendo ukamshinda akaamua...
Hahahaha...Muhaya is attacked
by a
robber,"Toa pochi " Muganyizi
shouts back "we ---- huwezi
nipigia
kelele nikiwa kwenye Prado na nimevaa rolex na gold kadhaaa
atakama wewe Kichaa....bwana...
Mzungu alifiwa na mbwa wake akampeleka kanisani ili asaliwe, Padri akamkaripia kwa ukali hatusalii mbwa hapa! mzungu akauliza ni kanisa gani wanasalia maana nina sadaka ya milion tano kwa padri...
Kunamuhindi moja alivamiwa na majambazi yaliyokuwa na mapanga na walipoanza kubomoa mlango muhindi haraka akaweka ngazi na kumpandisha mke wake darini ambako ilikuwa juu sana. Kisha akapanda na...
Simu yako ni ya kichina iwapo.......
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina Tv,microwave,torch,kikata kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth pick
4.kuna...
A VERY SMART PERSON WILL GET THIS
A man wanted to enter a CLUB.
Every member knew the password.
So, the man hide beside the wall & tried to listen to the password.
A member came, watchman...
TYPES OF SALARY,
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry
2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going
3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only...
Both given and received, nadhani kuna watu wangekuwa matajiri wakubwa na wale mabahili wa ku like naamini wangekuwa maskini wa kutupwa...
wataje unaowajua. Naanza mimi
1. Mamndenyi angekuwa...
Wadau mwandishi wenu wa kujitegemea chini ya uhariri wa Bishanga na TANMO natiririka kama ifuatavyo,,
1. Siri ya Evelyn Salt kuhamia singida yagundulika, fumanizi latajwa, Slave aweka mambo...
Hallo wana chitchat mi ni mgeni hapa chitchat ila nimevutiwa sana na comments zenu na jinsi mnavyoenjoy pamoja ,nikaona mi pia nijunge nanyi tafadhalini naomba mnipokeeni.
:A S-heart-2::A...
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