MCHAGA NA MBINGUNI WAPI NA WAPI?
Mchaga alipokufa aliulizwa na
MALAIKA: "kushoto kwako ni peponi, kulia ni Jehanam. ungependa uende wapi?"
MCHAGA: Nitabaki katikati ya pepo na Jehanam
MALAIKA...
Hivi ndivyo mwanafunz wa form 4 2012 alivyojibu kwenye pepa ya Kiswahili!
Swali:Eleza hatua za kuandaa MDAHALO.
Mwanafunz akiwa hajui maana ya MDAHALO alijibu hivi......1.Unauchukua mdahalo...
Siku moja ya ibada kanisani askofu alipitisha mchango kwa ajiri ya ujenzi wa kanisa waumini walichanga sh 35,000 tu, ghafla wakaingia majambazi wakaliteka kanisa na kuamuru kilammoja atoe...
Nipe jibu sahihi pasipo kuleta utata kwenye jibu lako!
Mfano: Mimi nakupenda, nawe wanipenda. Hivyo basi mi nawe TUNAPENDANA.
Mimi ninakuheshimu, nawe waniheshimu. Hivyo basi mi nawe...
Habari za saa hiizi wanajamvi!!
Utafiti nilioufanya kwa kina nimegundua yakua hapa JF hakuna mapenzi ya kweli ni kuzinguana tu bure yani muna taftana munapatana hapahapa JF munatongozana humuhumu...
.... Baada ya maongezi ya muda mrefu kati ya mtangazaji wa RTD na Mgonjwa ktk kipindi cha wagonjwa mahospitalini. Ndipo mgonjwa akapewa nafasi ya kutuma salamu....
Mgonjwa: Kwanza kabisa natuma...
....Rejea kichwa cha Title hapo juu.
Natafuta mchumba ambaye hapo badae anaweza kuwa mzazi mwenzangu. Sifa ni kama zifuatazo.
Awe mweusi Tii
Awe mnene saaana
Awe anapiga pamba za marinda
Awe...
A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in its life. When it come back, the father asked, how was it out there and how did you feel? The young mosquito replied,it was great...
Tangazo la nafasi ya kwenda Milani Italy for Holiday mwishono mwa robo ya tatu ya mwaka 2013
Sifa Za Mwombaji
Awe mrembo mwenye sura ya kuvutia umbo namba 8, kiasi kwamba akipita mtaani watu...
This week NBC brought good news
Naruto Shippuden Episode 303 This week NBC brought good news for fans of their new shows, when they gave full season orders to Revolution, Go On and The New...
Kuna maneno mengine tunayatumia kila kukicha bila kujua maana halisi..!
Mf;.mtu akiwa na furaha hutabasam na kucheka..na mtu akicheka huashiria furaha...$o ipi tofauti ya kucheka na kufurahi.!?
Ulikuwa siku ya furaha kumaliza shule, mgeni rasmi alikuwa waziri wa jamii.
Sasa ukafika Wakati wa kuimba kwaya,
Wimbo ulikuwa Kama ifuatavyo
Muongoza kwaya :Wanawake munapenda nini?
Waitikiaji...
Samahi lakin!Nasikia eti Simba watoto wa msimbazi wamekata Rufaa CAF kwa sababu LIBOLO hawakuvaa" dawa ya penzi"
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Jamaa alikuwa safarini, gari likamharibikia kijijini akaomba hifadhi akakaribishwa,
baada ya kuoga na kula.
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgen sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hz ni usiku akalale na Bebi."...
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