JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mke alirudi kutoka kazini na kumkuta mmewe ametulia sebuleni huku akiangalia TV. Mke, huku akiwa ameudhiwa huko kazini na nyumbani akakuta mmewe hamjali, alilalamika kama ifuatavyo:
Mke: Mimi...
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Tuache uongo, mji wa Mwanza una vivutio nyie acheni tu. hebu angalieni mandhari ya ufukwe wa ziwa Victoria unavyovutia...! charminglady, Elizabeth Dominic, Nicas Mtei, Chimbuvu, Eiyer, Judgement...
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MWIZI MKUU KA PINDA
1. WAIZI KWENYE OFISI YA RAIS
MWIZI wa Nchi, Ofisi ya Rais (Mahusiano na Uratibu wa wizi) Ndugu hasira,
Mwizi wa Nchi, Ofisi ya Rais, (Utawala Bora wa waizi) ndugu...
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Da!!! Pombe mbaya sana. Mlevi katangaza baa kuwa ana
wasiwasi kuwa yeye ni
MUNGU!!!!.
akaulizwa kwa nini anafikiri
vile? MLEVI: "kwa sababu kila nikifika
mtaani kwangu nasikia watu...
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A woman said to her doctor"Doc my husband's d*ck is so big evrytime we have sex,
I feel its touchin my heart
i swear he will kill me with it real soon if u dont do sumthing
the doc replied "would...
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Waungwana nawasabahi...
Leo nipo dar wapi naweza kuonana na JF member wengi tubadilishane mawazo!
Asanteni
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habari za masiku wakubwa zangu, akina dada madame B, my bro Mentor, my shem Erickb52, my dad Watu8,babu Asprin,na wengi wengineo....... nimemiss sehemu hii kiukweli ila kuna majanga yalinipata na...
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Mwanajeshi mmoja awakamata wasichana wawili na bi kizee mmoja, ambapo walikuwa upande wa maadui. Mwanajeshi akawaambia adhabu ninayowapa ni kuwamicha kila mmoja, wale wasichana wakiwa wanamtetea...
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au kwa sababu ya kugongea michemsho na bia za bure
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Jamaal kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki
yake;
JAMAA: Shemeji,nimekutamani
MKE: Hebu ondoka hapa, unafikiri
rafiki yako akisikia hayo mambo
atasemaje?
JAMAA: Kama nikikulipa shilingi
milioni 1 je...
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Bishanga : Sweetie otea nimekununulia zawadi gani ya birthday?
The secretary : Oh jamani sweetie umeninunulia nini?
Bishanga : Unakumbuka ile RAV4 uliionaga ukaipenda sana rangi yake...
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aunajionaje unapomkuta dadako,akiwa amebanananishwa sehemu kimalove na mshkaji,akifanya romance,au akiwa anatongozwa tartiib kwenye kigiza.Au akishikwa makalio mbele yako?
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I have on several occassion seen women seriously fighting each other to an extent of undressing and hurting one another. The most causes of these fights are mostly Men. why the hell should women...
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Tuone kama itawezekana subirini matokeo Rasmi... na kama akiwa Papa ataukana uraia wa Tanzania!
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Win an IPAD, a CAR and a
HOUSE ...Use a sharp
object to scratch here...
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A bank manager confused with
his maths, asked his secretary to
help out, "I have $23,000,000,
what will you take off to get
25%?"
She replied "Sir, honestly I will
take off my blouse, my skirt, my...
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Moshi mwekundu ulionekana katika jumba la Catholic Church Movement.Tukio hilo lilihitimisha kupatikana kwa papa mpya ajulikanae kwa jina la Cardinal Mwanya kutoka katika Jamhuri Kidomoghasia ya...
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Mama wa Kingazija gari ilimshinda na ghafla akawa ameliparamia lango la ofisi ya Usalama wa Taife na nusura alingoe.
Wasamaria wema: Yahe wataka leta chokochoko hapo, ingiza gea ya nyuma, ama...
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Johnny and suzie went to attend sunday school.
The pastor asked suzie: " which body part do you think will go to heaven
Suzie replied:"The heart because it is the one which loves and help us...
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