JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
1. Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.
2. Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)
3. Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha ili uikune...
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Kwa fursa za kiuchumi zilizopo kila mtanzania mwenye uwezo wakufanya kazi naweza mpatia ajira na kila mwananchi anayetaka kusoma ninaweza msomesha bure kwa kiwango chake mwenyewe.
Naweza...
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Ni tukio tulilosubiri kwa hamu
na tushukuru mungu kwa kutupatia
kiongozi mpya wa kanisa katoliki
mungu amuongoze ili nae aweze kuongoza kanisa!
ameeeen!
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Jamani nimemiss sana ka BALANTINES.................
Uwiiii hata JACK DANIELS nitakunywa leo.
wapi Bebiii jamani
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God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all...
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NI kipindi ambacho sekta ya urembo inakua japo kwa kusuasua Bongo. Leo ngoja nizungumze na modo maarufu Jacqueline Patrick Cliff mwenye hulka ya kujianika utupu kwa asilimia 95 mitandaoni kila...
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...mke: bebii unajua ni siku nyingi hatujafanya...
...mume: mh
...mke : mie nimechoka nina hamu..
...mume : mh..
...mke : nitatafuta mwingine humu Jf
....mume: mmmh...
...mke : tena kule chit...
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BAADA ya hivi karibuni msanii wa filamu, Jacqueline Pentzel Jack Chuz kunaswa akipelekwa kuuzwa kwa mwanaume, Naibu Waziri wa Habari, Vijana, Utamaduni na Michezo, Amos Makalla anadaiwa...
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Hayo maneno yanaitwa makavu laivu nimepewa na mrembo mmoja hivi anayesoma kwenye chuo maarufu jijini Dar.Yaani bila laki 1 sijapiga bao na usiku kucha laki 4 na kama nimeshindwa kupanda dau...
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Jamaa 1 alienda kufanyiwa upasuaji hospitalini akachomwa dawa ya nusu kaputi kwa ajili ya upasuaji huo akawa kama kafa kabisa doctor alivyomaliza kumfanyia akawa anaondoa vitu kwa bahati mbaya...
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Baba na Mama walimtembelea mtoto wao wa kike alieolewa. Mtoto (mke) hakumjuilisha mumewe juu ya ujio wa wakwe zake. Alipika chakula kizuri akafika mumewe amsapprise. Mume lipofika wazee...
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Long time sijakanyaga hapa.
Nimekuja kuwasabahi je hamjambo?
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Marrying a Chagga
I have always known that getting married to a Chagga woman is a headache, especially if you are a kyasaka – but my girlfriend's dad took the cake and the cherry on top...
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An old married couple is travelling by car. Being advanced in age, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to...
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A Texas rancher was doing agricultural consulting for a farmer in Kenya. He asked the farmer about the size of his property to which the Kenyan farmer replied "About 2500 hectares. When the...
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Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island.
After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands up and...
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Tanzania nchi nzuri sana:
Umeme upo lakini HAUWASHWI.
Mafuta yapo lakini HAYAUZWI.
Mafisadi wapo lakini HAWASHITAKIWI
Rais mzembe lakini HAJIUZULU.
Mahakama inauzwa ili KUJENGA HOTEL...
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hebu mchekin Zola D msanii na boxer anavyojieleza kwenye fb wall yake kweli noma lugha za watu hizi
profile.....My name is David Michael Mlope,aka zola d king. I was born on 21st January...
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1. Huna muda wa kushinda na mpenzi wako kutwa nzima mkipiga stori za mapenzi
2. Ukihitaji kufanya mapenzi mahali unakokufikiria ni kitandani
3. Unaanza kujaza friji lako kwa vyakula zaidi kuliko...
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