JF Chit-Chats
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We ng'ang'ania kumsubiri Mr. Right. Kila mtu unaona hafai. Muda unaenda. Itafika time unatatulia tu na Mr. Available na itakula kwako
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WanaJf Naombeni mnisaidie kunipa cheats za GTA ya ps2
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mimi weekend yangu ilianzia saa kumi, nimegida wee, sasa nipo home, wakuu yenu ikoje, umekunywa bia ngapi???
Mimi zimenitosha mazee, kupumzika kwanza.
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Salaam sana wana cc wote.
Nahitaji gari kama hii hapa chini,
Naona kama itanifaa kwenye kazi zangu ndogo ndogo za hapa na pale.
Napenda mwenye gari kama hii hapa tuwasiliane
ili niweze kununua...
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Ivi ni kweli wanaume wako polygamous in nature yani huwezi ukawa na mwanamke mmoja?yani kuna cku niko zangu chuo na marafki nn tunadiscuss tu masomo ya darasani..sasa topic ikazuka eti mwanaume...
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1. Ile assignment haitakusanywa leo.
2. Lecturer kasafiri, kipindi hakuna had atakapo rudi.
3. Hiyo kazi mfanye kwa group, sio individual.
4. Hakuna presentation, mkusanye hivyo hivyo.
5. Hii...
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Ndoto zingine sio za kuota kabisa yaani chozi limenidondoka ndani ya ndoto baada kuona kikojoleo hakipo.
Imebidi nipige maombi kwenye ulimwengu wa roho nimemuona zubedayo_mchuzi akiwa ameshika...
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Jamaa: hello mrembo ,samahan una mpenzi?
Binti: hapana sina mpenzi
jamaa: mwanzo 2:18 Bwana Mungu akasema ,si vema huyu mtu awe peke yake nitamfanyia msaidizi wa kufanana nae
binti: lakini mimi...
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An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied...
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Hiii ya Mke na Mume kufanania kwa kupendana sana kidogo naikubali ila ya ukitaka kujua uzee wako mtizame Mkwe Kama Mwanaume unamtizama wa Kiume Nomaaaaaaa...
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Natafuta rafiki wa kike anae jua kuchat kwa english & swahili
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Holla chit chat pple,
Today nimejikuta nimemkumbuka mtu aliyenitumiaga huu wimbo mwaka jana. Leo tangu asubuhi nimekuwa nikiusikiliza kupunguza mawazo huko uliko Chotta Matte...
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Wanawake wa mujini mapenzi yakinoga hata mwanaume ukijamba utasikia" Pole baby, hujaumia kweli....?"
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Sababu 6 kwanini bia ni bora kuliko mwanamke
1. Ukienda baa una uhakika wa kupata bia bila kubembeleza
(haina mapozi)
2. Ukiagiza bia ya pili ya kwanza haichukii.
(haina wivu)
3. Unapoagiza bia...
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Mwenzenu jana nimepita Leo Tupo Hapa Pub nikamkuta binti Kaundime kitumbo hicho kimetokekelezea. Mkononi ameshika embe bichi ananimegea.
Nilipomuuliza mwenzetu vipi, tena mambo haya,mhusika ni...
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Eeee.. hyo mbona inaelewka au unataka ufafanuzi?
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Dogo anaishi Chumba kimoja na wazazi wake, Kaz yake anauza MIWA. Usiku miwa yake anaiweka UVUNGUN. Wazaz ucku wakiwa wanajenga FAMILIA kumbe DOGO hajalala! Akasikia "Ash ash ash ash ash ash"...
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