JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hivi jamani laiti kama unapofanya tendo la ndoa ungehisi uchungu kama wa shubiri na sio utamu.
Je wangapi wangediriki kufanya ngono?
0 Reactions
18 Replies
6K Views
Una mtext mtu afu ananzisha maongezi yeye eti umepotelea wapi?? Yaani kukutext nianze Mimi halafu unanigeuzia kibao eti nimepotea!! Hivi hii kauli imeekaaje wadau??
Maana badala ya kusema za...
0 Reactions
7 Replies
877 Views
Hasira yaweza panda ukapiga mtu kofi kwa hasira kisha ukasema nisamehe? wengi twaweza kusema ndio.
waweza kumpiga kofi mama kwa hasira kisha ukasema nisamehe? wengi walisema hawawezi hata kama...
0 Reactions
7 Replies
1K Views
Mlevi kamkuta mlevi mwenzie analia nje ya baa;
KOLU: We vipi tena unalewa mpaka unalia? Au umeishiwa hela ya kunywa nikakununulie?
DOLU: Nimejitapikia, mke wangu mkorofi nikifika atanidunda sana...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
Nyie mmezoea sijui mabaga na chipsi pale stiazi, mara sijui wapi nini nanini, ona sisi wa uswazi menu yetu kivyetu vyetu, sikia sasa tozi la uswanga likiagiza menu..
..... Nipatie miguu ya kuku...
0 Reactions
5 Replies
1K Views
Ndo sehemu pekee duniani ambako mwanamke mmoja anaweza kuwa na mabwana wawili,tena mchana kweupeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
2 Reactions
51 Replies
4K Views
Jamani nimesikia ukitaka kuwa maarufu bila umaarufu ni lazima uchati sana na celebrities kwenye mitandao ya kijamii..Kuna uhakika wa hili suala.
0 Reactions
3 Replies
3K Views
Kuna jamaa nilikuwa naongea nae akasema kuna kuku wana akili zaid ya baadhi ya mawaziri wa Tz
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
Tofauti kati ya wasichana wa UDSM na wasichana wa UDOM
Kuna tofauti kubwa kati ya mabinti wa UDSM na wale wa UDOM. Mbali na kwamba wote ni wazuri na wamemeenda vidato lakini zipo tofauti kubwa...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
4K Views
Madadii na mashostito. Leo tunasherekes birthday ya Heaven on earth pale Chawote Bar. Usiku tunaenda kuumalizia zero Pub maandalizi yote yanaratibiwa na Baba V.
Pale Chawote muwe makini na mizigo...
5 Reactions
36 Replies
3K Views
Ilikua ni darasani mwalimu akatoa jaribio kwa mfumo wa Insha! Na hakuna kufuta futa!
Swali la kwanza; "Eleza ni chakula gani ambacho ukilipiwa hotelini unaweza kula! (5 marks)
Wavulana; "Ugali...
2 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
Kwa kuwa Mwanamuziki akifariki husindikizwa kwa NYIMBO, Askari au Kiongozi husindikizwa kwa kupiga Risasi au Mizinga. Kwa nini Mwalimu nae akifariki tusimsindikize kwa VIBOKO? Ni mtazamo tu jamani...
0 Reactions
1 Replies
2K Views
BABA: Kati ya mimi na mama yako
unampenda nani zaidi?
DOGO: Nawapenda wote
BABA: Mimi ningeenda Dubai
halafu mamako akaenda London, we ungeenda
wapi?
DOGO: Ningeenda London
BABA: Kwanini?
DOGO...
1 Reactions
4 Replies
3K Views
Mlevi moja alipanda daladala konda akamwambia kwa hiyo tabia yako ya ulevi huwezi kufika mbinguni,mlevi akajibu kumbe mnaenda mbinguni nishushe kwani sikujua mi ninaenda kilabuni.
wish u weekend...
1 Reactions
2 Replies
1K Views
Dear salary,
As you are near to c ome home, Please stay with me even for little while
You left me in such a sudden rush last month, I didn't even have time to tell your my plans. I am sorry...
0 Reactions
0 Replies
2K Views
Wadau wa habari motomoto za Udaku leo tena gazeti lenu linakuja na vitu motomoto, Kwa hisani ya TANMO Bishanga na Elizabeth Dominic linashuka kama ifuatavyo.
1 zubedayo_mchuzi...
13 Reactions
109 Replies
6K Views
1: Mkimaliza kuongea, niambieni niendelee kufundisha.
2: Baba yako aliuza ng'ombe ili alete ng'ombe mwingine shuleni.
3: Kama unajua kuliko mimi, njoo
ufundishe wewe.
4: Ulikuja peke...
1 Reactions
1 Replies
2K Views
Kusali sana
Starehe
Kupiga mizinga
Tapeli(Yahaya)
Wizi( hata wa wake/waume za watu)
Kujifanya matawi kumbe Loh...majanga
Kupenda mabeki 3(ulevi mbaya kabisa )
Nk nk ...jitokeze waweza pata hata...
0 Reactions
12 Replies
2K Views