JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Masawe kanong'onezwa na dem wake
DEMU;naomba unipe elfu2
MASAWE:hilo ckio linauma cjakuckia vizuri,labda ninong'oneze la pili
DEMU:nimekwambia unipe elfu10
MASAWE:rudi ckio la kwanza hilo...
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DOCTOR: You are so hot
GIRL: (smiling) Aaawww! Thaaaanx
DOCTOR: Heeeey! I'm talking about your body temperature!
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Very soon women will pay men to suck their breasts! BBC Homepage Top News Story - Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of breast cancer, by having their breasts sucked and fondled on. It...
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Mwalimu: wanafunzi, mkichukua minyoo ukaweka kwenye maji itafurahi na kurukaruka.......
na mkichukua minyoo hiyohiyo mkaweka kwenye pombe itaumia na kufa,..je mmejifunza nini...
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My daughter's boyfriend is so kind. When I yelled
at him for taking her virginity, he said "Sorry sir, it won't happen again"
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Wapendwa wadau wa jukwaa hili, sina hakika kama hapa ni sehemu sahihi ya post yangu!
Naomba kuweka wazi, mimi ni Me, hii kitu inayoitwa shedo wanayojipakaa wadada inanipa shida.
Nawaomba wadada...
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Bandugu zangu wa BK nipo mjini hapa naelekea kampala wajameni
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Au utajisikiaje
Pale ambapo upo na mama mkwe na mkeo ndani ya gari lako aina ya Vitz mara linapita Range Rover, mama mkwe anasema "mwanaume huyo kapita"
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Ukiona mtoto unamtuma dukani halafu harudishi chenji ujue Ukubwani atakuwa mhudumu wa baa, Ni jambo jema mtie moyo.
Ukiona mtoto anapiga wenzake ujue huyo ni Fransis cheka wa badae, ni jambo...
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Pole sana Queen Kan kwa usumbufu unao upata now na maumivu,
Mungu ni mwema,utapona tu na kurejea hali yako ya kawaida.
Pole sana.
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true story
imetokea two weeks now, kuna Kabinti kalitoroka na lijamaa raia wa mtaani kakaenda gest mishale ya nne usiku, wenzie wakanokolea kwetu walimu, tulikuwa walimu wanne tukamsaka gest kama...
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Wadau!
nimejaribu kuvumilia, kumeza dawa, kukimbia, kuchat ili kuweka hali sawa lakini wapi!!
I'm on the way to hospital..
Pray for me its terrible!!
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Habari zenu marafiki na wapendwa
SHINDANO LA KUMSAKA MTU MWENYE MVUTO
WA SURA MBAYA WA CC - 2013
Naomba msinikazie macho wala kunipa ban kwaajili ya shindano hili
sikutaka nilete shindano hili...
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Jamaa yuko na demu wake wanapata vyao mara Gafla jamaa kapitiwa na kupumua(kujamba)
Demu: Bby pole umeumia..
Jamaa: Kidogo c sana..
Hayo ndo mapenz yenyewe
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guyz..................
he/she whu tastes too much developes a peachant for tasting hence is never satsified by anybody.....namaanisha kuwa kutokuwa kwako na msimamo wa kuwa na msululu wa wenza...
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sijui kamas hili ni jukwaa linalofaa kwa hili.
Natimiza miaka 44 leo, si umri mdogo hasa ukizingatia aina ya maisha ya sisi wa dunia ya tatu. Wakati nikiungana nanyi kujitakia siku njema, naomba...
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Kijana mwenye umri wa miaka 24 akiwa ndani ya treni alitazama nje na kupiga kelele...
"Baba, tazama miti inarudi nyuma!" Baba alitabasamu.
Watu wawili waliokuwa wamekaa pembeni walimtazama...
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Miaka michache ijayo IBADA zinaweza kuwa hivi;
Mchungaji; "Bwana asifiwe!
Waumini; Ameen!
Mchungaji; "Tuchukue Laptops, iPad, Tablets na Simu zetu tufungue Wakorintho 13:13!
Pia washeni...
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Mara nyingi tumekutana na watu wanaume kwa wanawake waliojipamba kupitiliza utakuta kijana wa kiume kanyoa kiajabuajabu halafu kaweka rangi hizo nywele halafu katoboa masikio kavaa hereni shingoni...
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