JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
(1)kwenye daladala
(2)disco
(3)kanisani/msikitini
(4) ulipokosea namba ukipiga simu ndo ikawa mwanzo wa kujuana
(5)kwenye sherehe/msibani
(6) bar/hotelini
(7) facebook
(8)barabarani...
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Maongezi ya hawara na buzi lake yalikuwa hivi:-
BUZI: mpenzi wangu tangu nimekununulia nyumba na gari naona mapenzi yamepungua!
HAWARA: kwanini mpenzi?
BUZI: siku hizi huniambii asante kwa...
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Hivi kusingekua na mawingu tungekua tunaona nini mtu ukitazama juu...eti
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UTAMUELEWAJE JOHN
joni alimtembelea galfrend wake aliyemwalika msosi wa jioni. Ghafla jioni ile bado akiwa kwa girlfriend wake mvua ilinyesha kubwa sana na haikupungua kwa muda mrefu. Wazazi wa...
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Hebu tuambizane pa kuonana, nipo kwa visiku viwili vitatu
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Girls are very hard to understand,they are busy looking for hard working men yet they dont respond to greetings given bt brick layers ooooooh!
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Demu kampigia cm boyfrnd wake
»mwanadada» halloo mpenzi uko wapi?
»Jamaa»nipo mahali napata lunch
»mwanadada»mm mwenyewe nackia njaa ucsahau kuniletea namim,chipc kuku,mayai ma3,ndizi 5...
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Katika simu!
BOY: Hello baby boo... uko wapi? nimekumiss mwenzio!
GIRL: Honey, niko samaki samaki hapa napata lunch, then namsubiri driver wangu aje kunichukua anipaleke chuo...
Wewe uko...
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japo nimezaliwa na rangi ya mitume lakini nimejikuta natumia muda mwingi kutumia masabuni na mafuta flani ili nizidi kuwa mweupe..natakiwa nifanye nini ili niridhike na rangi yangu?
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Guys mimi ni kijana mwenye umri wa miaka 24,natafuta mchumba mwenye kuijua dini ya kiisilamu..aliyetayari ani PM
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habarini
Kwa wale ambao wako tayari kwenda MOI Hospital waniPM ili tujue orodha yao
na tutakutanika palepale Moi Hospitali na kuanza kuingia ndani kumuona mwenzetu Inkoskaz , hivyo jiandae mapema...
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Hiv jamani ni bora ni CHAgue DEmu MAlaya au ni Chomoe Chupi Matakoni? Naombeni mnishauri
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Niliona shati zuri dukani linauzwa sh. 97,000. Kwa kuwa sikuwa na pesa nikakopa kwa baba elfu 50 na kwa mama elfu 50, jumla nikawa na sh. 100,000. Nikalipia shati sh. 97,000 nikarudishiwa chenji...
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Mke: "Naomba tuongee mume
wangu."
Mume: "Ongea."
Mke: "Ni kuhusu huyu house girl
wetu."
Mume: "Hilo ni tatizo lako,
halinihusu!"
Mke: "Ana mimba.."
Mume: "Hilo ni tatizo lake...
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Hatimae wezi nao wametangaza mgomo,wamegoma wakishinikiza siku zao ziongezwe,badala ya siku za mwizi "AROBAINI" wanataka ziwe "THEMANINI" kweli Tanzania bila migomo haiwezekani,weka mali zako nje...
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Kuna pastor
mmoja hupenda
kuchangamsha
waumini wake
wakati wa
mahubiri kwa kuwaambia
"Mwambie jirani yako
Yesu
anakupenda"
Siku nyingine akawa
anahuburi kuhusu wanawake wasio
pata mimba
akaambia...
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kuna siku niliwahi tembea tokea posta mpaka mwenge kwa mguu wadau..wewe je??
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Ni true story wadau.
Hivi majuzi maeneo ya Misugwisugwi Picha ya Ndege , ndugu zetu Wazaramo walimkamata mwizi.
Panja huyo alikua ameiba godoro , baada ya kukamatwa alikiri kuiba.
Kilichofata...
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Unakumbuka nini? Ni cha furaha au huzuni..!? Jiachie
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