Kuna siku nilifungua thread ya kutafuta mchumba huko love connect (mkabala na mmu),nashukuru wafuatao walini PM kuniomba uchumba na wengine wakanitupia na picha zao wakiwa kwenye pozi (wakibisha...
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from KCMC Hospital to a psychiatric facility overseas.
The madmen were making noise. So, one of them (MANGI) entered the Pilots Cabin ;
MANGI:Teach...
JWTZ-Jeshi la Wakuria Tangu Zamani
CCM-Chama cha Mafisadi
SM-Siamini Mgambo
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Kama ilivyo kwa...
There is only one beautiful lady in this world, thats is a Miss from Filipo and she is Miss world now!
Na huyu si mwingine ila ni ubavu katika ubavu wangu, nyama katika nyama zangu, nae ni my wife...
Ndugu zangu wapendwa,
Nimeona litakuwa ni jambo jema ikiwa tutafanya mpango wa "kuorganize" shindano la kumtafuta Miss JF. Kama mnavyojua "JF is the Home of Great Thinkers", pamoja na...
Ndugu mteja umeunganishwa kwenye kifurushi cha SUPER CHAI. sasa una maandazi 100,sambusa 15,kalimati 10,mayai 20,chai vikombe 15,supu ya ng'ombe pamoja na MB 50 za sukari,ndimu,pilipili,chumvi...
Tumeenda kusalimia kijijini Njelenje (Mbeya vijijini) ukweni. Watoto wametumwa watushikie kuku. Wakaanza kumtoa baruti. Wakati huo huo mtu niliyeongozana naye kaomba kuingia washroom yupo...
Katika kijiji kimoja palikuwepo mganga mmoja mashuhuri sana. Alifahamika kwa namna ambavyo aliweza kuwatibu wagonjwa, kutabiri, na hata kutatua migogoro iliyojitokeza kijijini.
Siku moja walikuja...
wakaka na wadada wa jf najua mnapenda kupendwa wadada msikubali kuwa na wa2 mnaowapenda zaidi ya wao wanavyowapenda au mnasemaje jamwni navojua mimi kupendwa raha!:car:
JOB VACANCIES: Human Resource Officer, Financial Officer, Marketing Officer, Bank Opperators & accountants are highly wanted! starting salary $3000 per month..! SEND UR CV NOW to HR. m23@yahoo.com...
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