Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa dhurumati na mwenye kupenda sana kuiba mali za watu. Kuna siku alisikia mawaidha kuwa mtu akifa adhabu uhanzia kaburini. Na akitaka kusalimia na adhabu ya kaburini bora...
Nasikia kesho madereva wote wa daladala wanaandama mpaka kwa muheshimiwa rais nao wapewe wilaya ya temeke baada ya wilaya ya kinondoni kupewa makonda..........
Mimi sio mzoefu wa pombe yaani kichwa panzi.Basi kutokana na kuwa "bored" nikaamua kutoka na rafiki yangu kwenda bar ambaye na yeye sio mtumiaji sana wa vilevi.
Kufika bar tukakutana na jamaa...
kama ilivyo tamaduni za wamasai najua wote 2nafahamu kuwa wanapenda sana kuvaa mashuka na kufunga lubega ndani no boxer wala pichu wala bukta. basi siku moko mmasai alipata kualikwa katika sherehe...
MTU ASIPOTAKA KITU UTAJUA TU
Girl: Baby kila siku wenzangu
wanapelekwa out na bby zao mara
serengeti, mara Zanzibar kwann
wewe hunipeleki?
Boy: wiki hii nitakulepeka
Girl: waooooo bby asante...
Miaka ya zamani kusikia msiba au flani kafariki ilikuwa no nadra ila kwa sahivi duuh haipiti wiki bila kusikia flani kafariki.
kama leo hii ni wiki ya nne mfululizo kwenye usharika mmoja hapa...
Haya kila mtu achangie kwa uwezo wake na atakae onekana kuandika kitu chenye mvuto zaidi ya wengine nitampatia zawadi personaly....
Unatakiwa kutyp neno Ujanja ni....alafu unatuwekea maelezo kwa...
MTU ASIPOTAKA KITU UTAJUA TU!
Girl: Baby kila siku wenzangu wanapelekwa out na bby zao mara Serengeti, mara Zanzibar kwann wewe hunipeleki?
Boy: Wiki hii nitakupeleka
Girl: Waoo bby asante...
Habari zenu.
Jioni hii nimemwagika hapa maana nimeona macho yanazidi nikodolea kila nipitapo. Haswa ni hapa kazini, yaani watu kila leo kila kuche utasikia Kasie siku hizi unanenepa pamoja na...
Habari zenu wakubwa, i hope u had a great weekend all.
Kweli binafsi niliwamiss sana yani tangu J8, mchana nilikua full bize yani weekend yote hata mda wa kuingia huku nimekosa, kuna kesi nilikua...
This joint by Eamon created some buzz back in '04 when it came out.
It is still a hot joint to this day, I think.
If you know it, where were you when it first came out?
Does is it remind you...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the...
Habari wanajamvi.
Bila shaka jumapili imekuwa njema kwa mlioenda makanisani kupeleka michango ya ujenzi na mafuta ya gari ya mchungaji, na kwa wale mliojishindia nyumbani kama mimi hamjambo...