JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
MWANDISHI: Wewe unawalisha ng'ombe
chakula gani?,
MKULIMA: Ng'ombe yupi Mweupe au
Mweusi?
MWANDISHI: Ng'ombe mweupe
MKULIMA: Ninamlisha nyasi na viguta vya
mahindi,
MWANDISHI: Na mweusi??
MKULIMA...
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Na kumbuka kuanza darasa la kwanza full kulia wote!! Kila mtu anawaza kiporo cha home. Mnapimwa kwa kushikamaskio. Siku hizi wanapimwa kwa hela.
Hii Digital nomaaa!!
Zamani watu walitumia kuwika...
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Kama sio kweli bisheni
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kila mtu humu jf atakubaliana nami kuwa tangia uanze kwenda kwenye mahotel au migahawa ya chakula hujawahi kukuta menu ya vyakula hivi CHIPS BATA,WALI BATA,UGALI BATA,MCHEMSHO WA BATA, UGALI...
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Ukiwa kwenye basi unaitwa "abiria".
Ukiwa kwenye maji unaitwa "mvuvi."
Ukiwa stendi "msafiri",darasani unaitwa "mwanafunzi".
Ukihitimu masomo unaitwa"msomi",shambani unaitwa...
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Ona chakula ya ng'ombe wa Ruge!
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Embu tusaidiane jamani kama tunabet timu. ziko uingereza tunapata sembise ajali..hapahapa tz..Embuwaacheni tujuzane ajali ziko njiazawapi kwahili
usijemwana jf ukaombwa mchango wamsiba
Anynews...
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BREAKING NEWS.
Habari zilizotufikia hivi punde ni kuhusu,
Basi la kampuni ya Mohamed Trans lililokua likitoke Mwanza kuelekea Dar lilipofika maeneo ya Misungwi dereva wa basi hilo alimuwashia...
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Mlevi mmoja aliangua chini kutoka ghorofa ya tatu, walipokuja kumuuliza kulikoni yeye akajibu "Kwa kweli hata Mimi sielewi maana na mimi ndo nimefika sasaiv!!"
usiku mwema wakuu
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Hujacheka leo. Hebu cheka kidogo tu sio sana.
UBAHILI NOMA! Ndani ya meli wa2 makabila tofauti walikua na mizigo, meli ilizidiwa ilibidi mizigo ipunguzwe, Mzungu akatupa computer, akasema kwe2...
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Namtafuta aliye tafutwa lakini awe na maumivu ambayo maishani mwake hatasahau
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Tukumbuke kumshukuru Mungu kwa kuweza kuiona siku ya Leo na kuanza wiki mpya. Jumapili njema kwenu wote
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Pombe nikunulie mimi, ulewe wewe. Alafu ufanye fujo wewe - Si majanga haya jamani
Bili ya umeme nilipe mimi, Tanesco wakikata umeme ulalamike wewe - Si majanga haya jamani.
Mwana JF Tiririka...
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Yaani ghafla bin vuuup ndo nipate Uraisi kimiujiza miujiza vile,basi hili ndo lingekuwa baraza la mawaziri:
miss chagga =Waziri wa uchumi na biashara bila kusahau kitengo cha wajasiria mali...
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Si mmnajua tena mambo Yale boys kupelekwa girls kukiwa na sherehe Fulani hivi.sasa wanafunzi wa Mazengo sec kipindi hicho,wakapelekwa msalato sec,ilikuwa wanaagwa form six,ikafika mda wa disco...
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Atakayeweza kuniombea kisawasawa au kunifanyia uganga wa kutosha ili tu baba mwenye nyumba yangu asahau kunidai kodi yake ya nyumba kwa kipindi chote hiki ninachokaa kwake na ikiwezekana kama vipi...
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Eti mfano mumeo au mkeo kakwambia muende kwao kuwatembelea wazazi ukweni mlipofika kule siku yakwanza, yapili ukatokea msiba mkeo/mumeo kafiwa na ndugu yao mwingine sio eneo la mbali sana...
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Ukiuluza saa lazima upigwe unatakakukimbia na wakikukuta umeegemea ukuta wanasema unataka kubomoa ukuta ukimbie
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Nawasalimieni tu wananchi wa Jamiiforum.Ni mimi Mvumilivumie.
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