JF Chit-Chats

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Usimfanye mwanamke akalia, chozi la mwanamke ni la gharama sana. Tone moja tu la chozi lake linatoka na: Kwanza linachanganyika na eye liner ya 45,000, na mascara ya 63,000 halafu likifika kwenye...
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Habari zenu wanajamvi, Mimi kuna msemo unanikera maana unageneralize "wanaume wa Dar". Alafu mbaya zaidi hadi wanaume wenzetu kutoka mikoani wanatusema. Kuna wengine ndo kwetu na wa mkoa wakija...
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Kuna mambo mawili ukizaliwa na kuishi yatakuhusu 1. Ni ama wewe utazaliwa mwanaume 2. Au wewe utazaliwa mwanamke Kama wewe utazaliwa mwanamke uko salama, Lakini kama wewe utazaliwa mwanaume...
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Tangu mwishoni mwa wiki iliyopita mchepuko wangu umekua ukidai idd imekaribia hivyo inakuaje? Kila akianzisha mada ya idd mm naingiza mada nyingine, hivyo hivyo hadi Jana alipoomba kuonana na mm...
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Nimefanya uchunguzi hapa mjini dsm almost 90% ya mambo ya kioffice yametawaliwa na wahind...na manyanyaso bado yapo maoficne...rushwa za.ngono bado zipo.kwa hawahawa wageni...sijui tanzania...
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What up y'all? Easy like Sunday evening.... Leo ni zamu ya wadada wa mjini kuja kula good time na Mr. Panty Melter. Unajua kila sehemu na levels zake. Kwa hiyo leo nataka kampani ya wadada wa...
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Wana meta, natafuta house girl mwenye sifa zifuatazo;- 1. Amzidi Mke Wangu kwa uzuri 2. Amzidi akili 3. Amzidi taarifa 4. Amzidi usafi 5. Amzidi ujuzi wa kupika 6. Ajue ninayoyapenda na...
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*Halima*: Tumbo linaniuma sana toka jana *Daktari*: Pole, utapona ulikula nini jana? kabla ya tumbo kuaza kuuma? *Halima*: Pizza, keki, nyama choma na juisi *Daktari*; Tafadhali sema Ukweli...
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Jamaa mmoja alikosea kutuma pesa akatuma milioni mbili kwenye namba ambayo si kusudio lako. Akafikiria cha kufanya akaja na hii. ‘ Hello natumai u mzima. Naamini umepokea pesa niliyokutumia. Ni...
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Kibaka aeleza vitu vilivyokuwa kwenye pochi ya MWL. Alivyompora, 1: majina ya wapiga kelele darasani. 2: vipeperushi vya mgomo 3:markingscheme 4: list ya madeni anayodaiwa 5: andalio la somo...
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Bibi mmoja alipeleka kesi mahakani na mambo yalikuwa hivi: Wakili:Bibi unaweza kuileza mahakama nini kilichotokea? Bibi:Mheshimiwa Hakimu mnamo tarehe husika mida ya saa 2 usiku nikiwa nimelala...
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Baba na mama Kaka na mkewe / shemeji walitumia simu 1 yaani msg yako yangu yake yangu, bora ata vingeendelea adi Leo Simu ni Nokia iliyokuja batizwa jina la jeneza baadaye 3310 Simensi...
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Kakobe = A very small tortoise Kibonde= A very small valley Kwa hisani ya Safari_ni_Safar
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TAARIFA KWA UMMA Kumekuwa na taarifa ambazo si nzuri juu yangu na zimekuwa zikivuma kwenye mitandao ya kijamii eti mimi situmii pilau, kuku, mbuzi na mambo mengine yanayohusu kula. Nasema...
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji116] Kuna mahali nmekuta huu ujinga,,,, *mdada ana mimba, na mwenye mimba kamkataa* sasa anaomba ushauri...
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Hello there, I'm looking for any Chinese who wants a friend to get along. I speak Swahili and Mandarin. zhǎo péngyou
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:mad:Mabestitooooooooo Nimewamisije mwadila bandugu natumai mko wazima sana na mnaendelea vyema na shughuli zenu Mwenzenu BADO NATAFUTA UMAARUFU WA JF yaani ni kitambo nimezima kama treni ya...
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Kuna mahali nmekuta huu ujinga,,,, mdada anamimba, na mwnye mimba kamkataa,, sasa anaomba ushauri kwa watu...
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