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*Baada ya padri kufungisha ndoa ya mashoga,akawa anashindwa kuwaambia kwamba kuanzia sasa nyinyi ni mke na mume.Akafikiriaa kisha ikabidi aseme kuanzia sasa nyinyi ni MAN UNITED* [emoji23]...
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Hivi Savanna na St anna si vinywaji ambavyo vimeingia juzi juzi tu hapa bongo. Lakini mtu a nakunywaaaa kama soda ya coca vile.. Mbona hawa watoto wa kike wanakomoa...
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Alianza Zakayo sasa ni Messi. Jamani sitaki Hili lichukuliwe kwa uzito mkubwa, kuna ajenda. Mwakifuna wa Mbeya miaka ya 80 nae pia tunamjumuisha hapa. Usilete kashfa, tuijadili hoja.
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Naangalia marudio ya France vs Portugal.France mkifungwa tena leo,basi nyie mtakua hovyo kabisa! Ronaldo kashaumia tena,sasa mshindwe nyie tu...
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Kuna jamaa rafiki yangu nilimtembelea kwake nikamkuta amebanika maji ya kusongea ugali yana chenka pembebi kuna unga na mwiko alivyoniona uwezi amini aliyapooza Yale maji akaenda kuyaoga.....
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Wakuu ni j!tatu ingine iliotulivu poleni na mishughhuliko ya kutafuta ridhki!!hv inakuwaje mtu uko uwanjani tena unacheza mpira alafu gafla unasikia mkojo tena unatoka kabisa nje ya uwanja na tena...
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Pole na kazi wana j.f mi mwenzenu cjui niseme ni mawenge yangu au maluweluwe au ndo uchizi au ni msongo wa mawazo..twende kwenye uzi!!hv inakuwaje mtu unapita sehemu ambaya hujulikani kabisa tena...
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Tangu Jana asubuhi nikutane na maajabu haya hadi sasa nashindwa kupata jibu nimeona niweke hapa ili tushangae wote haijawahi kutokea sisimizi wajazane kwenye chumvi na kuacha huru sukari iliyopo...
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Hua sipendi tabia ya uzi kichwa cha habari ni kiswahili alafu uzi ni kingereza.. Hia sipendi mtu anaomba ushuri watu wanamjibu ndivyo sivyo.... Hua sipendi mtu anaandika uzi kiswahili anajibiwa...
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MKE NA MUME KWENYE HONEY MOON MKE:::::mume wangu sitaki uniambie unataka tufanye mapenzi, sitaki uniambie unataka tuband,sitaki uniambe tufanye sex, sitaki uniambie kwa ishala, kifupi sitaki...
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nasikia sikia tu wanaume wa dar wanaume wa dar kwani wanamatatizo gn?? Mbona sisi wanaume wa shinyanga hatu zungumziwi???? embu nipeni reason why? wanaume wa Dar?
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Kwanza mniwie radhi iwapo hii kitu iliwahi kuwekwa tayari kwenye hili jamvi. Pili uzi huu hauna lengo la kudhalilisha jinsia yeyote. Yafuatayo ni badhi ya maneno yanayodaiwa yaliwahi kutamkwa na...
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Mume na mke wapo kwenye ndoa ambayo hakuna mawasiliano ndani. Kila mtu anafanya lake. Lakini wenyewe bado wanajiita mke na mume wakiwa nje. Siku moja mume alienda kanisa mke hakwenda. Aliporudi...
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Classy, Look How Diamond Platnumz Mother Looked on Her Birthday Party. Sanura Kassim, aka Kendrah Michael, Had appeared so Beautiful and young as she dressed with this Expensive Dress. See another...
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"Sio kila EX ni EXPIRED, EX zingine ni EXAMPLE:Utanielewa tu....... Ulimwengu huu tunaoishi Muogope sana Mpenzi wa Zamani wa Mkeo kabla HUJAMUOA na Muogope sana EX wa Mmeo kabla HAJAKUOA kuliko...
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In that day so few men will be left, that seven women will fight for each man, saying, "Let us all marry you! We will provide our own food and clothing. Only let us take your name so we won't be...
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Huku kwetu Mwizi Kapigwa Mpaka Wamemkata Mkono wasamaria Wema Wakamsaidia Kumpeleka Hospital Wakati Doctor Anamhudumia Akawa Ameenda Kuchukua Nyuzi Kurudi mwizi Hayupo Kaamsha na Simu Ya Doctor Na...
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