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Twende Pamoja Hivi Inafaa Kukaa Muda Gani Baada Ya Kula Kwa Jirani Ndio
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Usionekane Kama Ulifuata Msosi???? Nini Maoni Yako Mdau Wangu
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Nataka kula bata next weekend, i want to enjoy ila sijui niende wapi.
Am an indoor person, hua sitoki toki so nitajien sehemu ambazo kutakua maybe na kashow au karaoke au event yoyote nzuri nzuri...
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Niaje wazeiyaaah..
Mko Bwaxx..
EBANA SAWA :
Nyie waswahili nasikia mwasema "kosea maisha usikosee nini...." Haya bana...
Kwa kuwa Namie sitaki kabisa kuja kujuta baada ya kuingia kwa ndoa...
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Wandugu,nilijiapia mwaka huu sitaki tena mambo ya michepuko lakini naona nimewekwa majaribuni.Tena na demu wa jamaa jirani yangu tu.Sina mazoea naye ya ki vilee...lakini siku za karibuni hapa...
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Kweli mziki wa bongo flava unapaa maana si kazi rahisi msanii wa bongo flava kuhudhuria na kutumbuiza kabisa siku ya kuapishwa rais mteule wa Marekan bwana Trump.
Kwa taarifa rasmi kutoka white...
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Hizi singeli sasa hatari. Mwalimu wa usafi aliingia darasani akakuta darasa chafu ikabidi aulize wanafunzi "Zamu ya nani leo?".
Wanafunzi wakajibu "Zamu ya man fongoooooo!" Mwalimu akabaki...
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*That awkward silence when Abraham and Isaac were walking back home after he tried to sacrifice him.*
Abraham: I love u son
ISAAC: Nyoko[emoji57]
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Hakika siwezi pitisha usiku mmoja bila kula tunda hili Mara tatu, saa 4 usiku, 8 usiku na 12 alfajiri! Nashindwa kujizuia jamani, nimejaribu sana kujizui walau iwe Mara mbili au moja ila...
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・・・
USITHUBUTU
*KUTIZAMA MPIRA UKIWA NA MWANAMKE NI QUESTION QUESTION STRESS TUPU*
*Mke:* _Honey timu gani zinacheza leo?_
*Mume:* ```Arsenal vs Manchester Utd```
*Mke:* _oooh safi sana...
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Unaangalia muvi ya Yesu waloigiza wabongo
Maria: Yosefu nina mimba
Yosefu: Yesu wangu! mimba ya nani?
Unabaki unajiuliza Yesu ni yupi sasa maana km ni mimba bado hata...
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Mtumishi wa MUNGU mmoja akiwa kwenye gari alisimamishwa na Trafic Police.
Police akiwa anahitaji rushwa alianza kuuliza maswali mengi, mara mbona gari lako linatoa moshi mwingi? Mbona gari lako...
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*Sintakaa nisahau siku nilipoenda ibada katika kanisa la walokole*,
*Siku hiyo nilisinzia wakati mchungaji anatoa mahubiri jirani yangu akanigusa "ndugu amka" ile nashtuka nikamsikia mchungaji...
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*```Unakuta MTU mwaka 2016```*
*```umehudhuria, birthday parties 20 , misiba 30,```*
*```mikutano kanisani 40,```*
*```Ndoa 80 na bado uko single,,
Kwani wewe ni turubai jaman ??
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[emoji654][emoji654]Pale imebaki siku moja uhame kwenye nyumba ya kupanga halafu unakuta umebakiza unit 60 za umeme,
[emoji117] inabidi tu uchemshe maji hadi yale ya kuflashia choo.
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Leo wife si kaniamsha kibabe.
Eti "wee kunguru ebu amka huko unapenda kulala lala kama mwanamke ebu nenda katafute"?[emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] .
Basi mimi...
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Mambo Kumi Ninayojifunza January ya Mwaka huu....
1. Kumbe waweza shinda njaa bila kufa.
2.Kumbe waweza beba chakula na kwenda nacho kazini.
3. Bila boda, Bila bajaj unaweza tembea na kufika...
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MH. Unaweza okoa mazingira maeneo ambayo kwa sasa yameharibika. ..agiza na watasimamia
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Haka kawimbo ka Alikiba ka aje kametokea kuwa ni kawimbo kanakochukiwa zaidi na jamaa wa chelsea especially inapofika ile sehemu anayosema Aliii ni kipenzi cha watuu
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