JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kumtambulisha mke:-
USA - this is my lovely wife.
UK - this is my lovely queen.
TANZANIA- huyu ndiye mama watoto.
Mke kumuaga mume wake wakati anaenda
kazini:-
USA -have fun at work honey
UK -...
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Huku Whatsapp kuna vituko watu na status zao:
1. Mtu ameandika Sleeping, sasa leo siku ya tano, si kishakufa huyu
2. Mwingine kaandika Driving toka mwaka
jana Agosti, naona atakuwa anakaribia...
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Askari wameitwa kwenye nyumba ambayo kuna ugomvi, walipofika ikabidi waripoti kwa simu yale waloyakuta.
Askari; Mkuu tumekuja hapa tumekuta mama wa nyumba amempiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na...
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MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
MCHUNGAJI; "Bia moja bei gani!?
MLEVU; "2500/
MCHUNGAJI; "Ulianza lini kunywa...
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"Haya sasa mnaonijibugu ovyo kwenye nyuzi zangu, kajipangeni tena maana kijana sio tu member bali mod! Sasa lete uzi bila source...BAN la nguvu linakusubiri!" Ndio ndoto niliyoota jana ati...
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*Mke na mume walikuwa wamelala ghafla mume akaanza kupiga kelele akiwa usingizini asubuhi ilipofika mke akamuuliza mume Wangu mbona ulikuwa unapiga kelele usiku au ulikuwa unaota unakimbizwa...
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UTOFAUTI KATI YA MWANAMKE NA MWANAUME:
```1. Kwenye mshituko;```
Mwanaume hushituka halafu huangalia nini kimemshitua, mwanamke hushituka halafu huzimia hivyo ataambiwa na mwanaume...
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Rafiki yangu amekaa sana Uganda..na sio mpenzi sana wa kusikiliza Muziki ..sasa karudi bongo..kakuta watu wanacheza Muziki ..kwenye bar ..baada ya kuusikiliza vizuri akamwambia counter auweke...
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Nimekuwa nikijua kuwa ni wanaume wa Dar tu ndio wenye vituko mno.
Kumbe wanaume wa mikoani nanyi mnavituko kiasi hiki...?
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Wakuu tukumbushane kidogo matokeo yako ya kidato cha nne na darasa LA saba yalipotoka ulikuwa wapi na unalikuwa unafanya nini ? Mimi ilikuwa hivi
-matokeo ya la saba yalipotoka nilikuwa na...
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Mimi napenda sana siasa ingawa siasa hazinipendi. Jana wakati Trump anaapishwa Mimi na mke wangu tumebarikiwa mtoto wa kiume. Je nimuite trump?
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Kumtambulisha mke:-
USA - this is my lovely wife.
UK - this is my lovely queen.
TANZANIA- huyu ndiye mama watoto.
Mke kumuaga mume wake wakati anaenda
kazini:-
USA -have fun at work honey
UK -...
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Polen na kaz za hapa na pale nyini wanaume wa dar kwanini mnapenda sana mambo ya instargram mnamatatizo gan nyie mimi naomba mkapimwe akili maana siyo bure
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Katika maaandiko takatifu yesu arijaribiwa na shetani kwa kumuambia badli jiwe hill kua mkate lakini aksema siwezi mjaribu bwana mungu wangu, JE? kama wewe mwana JF ikatokea shetani akakujaribu...
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MUME : Mkewangu nimepata tatizo kazini
MKE : Mumewangu unakosea mimi nawewe nimwilimmoja hivyo sema tumepata tatizo kazini
MUME : Sawa mke wangu, tumezaa na secretary...
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Kila nyumba nauza millioni tisa (9,000,000/=),kwa maelezo zaidi njoo pm
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Unatoa Makamasi Kwa Kutumia
Kitambaa Halafu Unarudisha Kitambaa
Mfukoni, Ili Iweje?
... Unanunua Ndizi Mbivu Halaf Unaosha
Vizuri Ganda La Nje Then Unamenya
Unalitupa Ganda, Uliosha Ili Iweje...
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Usisahau kuwa unyenyekevu na uaminifu ni vitu muhimu vinavyoitajika ili uweze kung'ara katika vipindi mbalimbali kwenye maisha yako....
Kweli ni kwamba ukitaka kufanikiwa zaidi...
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