JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked on the train. Heaven is Where: The Police are British...

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh...

A 70 yr old man asks his wife "Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?" Wife replied, "No not at all, even dogs chase cars yet they can't drive

There was one mzungu during his teen called himself Scorpion. He didn't know that during his life one day he'll be in East Africa. That happened he moved to Africa and work as a settler in...

Katika shule moja ya msingi kule kwa Wakikuyu, kuna dogo mmoja kuna siku wakati hakuna Mwalimu darasani alienda ubaoni na kuanza kuandika madudu. Basi, ashantumu kunukuu si matusi, yule mtoto...

bwana mmoja kila siku alikuwa akirudi nyumbani amelewa pombe(beer).mtoto mdogo humuuliza mama yake baba annuka nini mdomoni.Kwa kutunza heshima ya mumewe humjibu amejipakaa perfume.Siku moja mama...

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications...

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...

How far can you trust a friend? Peter left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. (Steel underwear)! So he locks her up and gives the key to his...

A definition of globalization which I can understand and can now relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How...

Jamaa mpenda wake za watu. siku moja alikuwa akila uroda na mke wa jirani mtaa wa pili usiku wakati mumewe hayupo. Ghafla, mume karudi na kuanza kupigahodi mlango wa mbele. mke kusikia mumewe...

A psychologist who wanted to determine the sex of young kids, displayed a poster of advertising underwear and exposed it to them. Then waited to see the kids reaction!! PSSSSS!! WAIT, SEE THE...

Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him...

Hypocrisy is the greatest vice on earth. _____ Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing...

Mzee Titus Mbawala alikuwa anafundisha mambo ya ndoa kwa wachumba waliokuwa wanajiandaa kufunda ndoa kwenye kigango kimoja cha Parokia ya Tabata. Alifundisha mambo mengi na hasa yahusuyo mambo...

Dear Employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early...

'A man from the lake district returns a book to the library, bangs it on table & says: "What a waste?! I read the whole book, too many characters, no story at all" Librarian: "So, you...

Oooh! My God, naona JK anapata kinywaji kwenye kiti kirefu na sisi tuko juu ya mwamba mkuuuubwa tunapata joto ya JIWE...., hata simba akimaliza mfupa wake wa EPA anaweza akatula na sisi pia labda...

The House Girl (aka HG or Mecury) demanded a salary increment as a result og government notification to the Houseloard in the country. The Madam of the house was very upset about this demand and...

Hii imetilewa katika tangazo la serikali,Govt Notice Baada ya walimu kucharazwa bakora, sasa ratiba ni kama ifuatavyo: March-April ---Madaktari April---May ---Wahandisi,wachumi June...