JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name...

What are the similarities of BAR & BRA 1.Both words have the same letters 2.Both are drinking zones 3.Both have restricted timing for opening & closing 4.More importantly, Both...

Wageni watatu walikwenda kupanga chumba kwenye hoteli kilichokuwa kikipangishwa kwa Tshs 30,000. Kila mmoja alichanga shs 10,000 na kumkabidhi mhudumu. Bosi w ile hoteli alipoletewa zile pesa...

Americans are NOT stupid if you dont believe watch this video.

A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you." "No," she replies, "I'm married to God."...

John phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" he said."Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her...

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school. While there the boy came home from school and studied...

A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband:- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!

I think this warning sound truly and interesting!! Enjoy!!

Hii jamani nimeiona leo nilipokuwa napitia baadhi ya majukwaa... sasa sifahamu imesababishwa na kitu gani... Angalia picha hapa chini: : : : :

when a thief forces you to take money from the atm, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your pin in the reverse, i.e. If your...

Kuna sheria moja ilikuwa inazungumzia, kuwa kumkonyeza mtu wa jinsia tofauti ni kosa. Sijui bado inafanya kazi. Nakumbuka kuna mwandishi mmoja wa ITV ilitolewa utani kuwa atafungwa, manake jamaa...

IN THE NAME OF ALLAH An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was...

Talking Turkey Turkish airline produces a hilariously garbled English translation of their rules and regulations. # You do not get rezarvation with Bodrum Airlines. # You can not give back...

THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in...

Definitions.... 1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & an idiot at the other. 2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are...

Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me...

LESSON # 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she...

A very very rich gentleman dies, leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will stipulated that each one must place their...

Wrong mail ID: A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without...