Wenye waume JF..TAHADHARI.

[Duduwasha]

Watathubu basi. . .
Kutongozana na kuflirt wamwachie nani?

oi...Mimi Bado Sijaoa

 

[Duduwasha]

Kwa wale wanawake wenye waume zao hapa Jf mchunge sana..umu kuna vijizi vya mabwana za watu,macho yao yako juu juu kuiba tu..
Sisi tuliopendwa tukapendeka,tuliotulia tukatulizana,tuliotunzwa tukatunzika tunaonewa wivu sana na vishankupe..
Wenye bahati zetu tuwe macho na vijizi vya waume za watu.

oi...! Utakuwa humridhishi Mumeo...

 

[sweetlady]

Nipo Sweety. Nipo sana tu. Habari ya deskmate?
Halafu mi nashangaa, mbona wewe ulipo jua ninasoma na deskmate uliniruhusu kuchonga pensil yake darasani, bora tu jiuoni arudi nyumbani? lolest!

Deskmate hajambo kabisa, alienda kijijini kuvuna vitunguu ndio mana unaona kapotea, kule net hakuna ndugu yangu... Ila usijali atarejea siku sio nyingi....

Mie nilikuruhusu wewe tu manake nakupenda ila kwa wengine NOOOO!

 

[Mwali]

Deskmate hajambo kabisa, alienda kijijini kuvuna vitunguu ndio mana unaona kapotea, kule net hakuna ndugu yangu... Ila usijali atarejea siku sio nyingi....

Mie nilikuruhusu wewe tu manake nakupenda ila kwa wengine NOOOO!

Basi mfundishe Mrs Ma2mbo hiyo SELECTIVE GENEROSITY. lol

 

[Suby Mushi.]

Mmmh...mfunde mumeo akuone weye 2, acwe macho juu. .afu jiamin na kaz yako ma', wapangaj wackuhamishe mwenye nyumba

 

[jmushi1]

wako bize
wanarudi home baada ya kuibwa
Jichunge sana, utaibwa sasa hivi

Lol!Una maana nitaibiwa nini?Mke?

Ama unamaanisha mimi nita "ibwa"lol! (kiswahili kigumu tafadhali mwenye lugha rahisi hapo tusaidiane)

@St Ivuga, naona unafanya kweli kumpa Lizzy likes kila posti yake, are sure you aint gonna get in trouble?Ama Mwali yuko open?lol

 

[Swts]

..anayeibwa kakubalii? Aletwe uwanjan tumulize kwanini aibwe mtu mzima kama yeye...na mkewe yupo ndan?je huwa anafatwa hukohuko chumbani kwa mkewe ucku(bibie akishalala)..ama anatoroka!ili tujue kwel anaibwa au anaiba

 

[Swts]

Mmmh...mfunde mumeo akuone weye 2, acwe macho juu. .afu jiamin na kaz yako ma', wapangaj wackuhamishe mwenye nyumba

...wel said

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Lol!Una maana nitaibiwa nini?Mke?

Ama unamaanisha mimi nita "ibwa"lol! (kiswahili kigumu tafadhali mwenye lugha rahisi hapo tusaidiane)

@St Ivuga, naona unafanya kweli kumpa Lizzy likes kila posti yake, are sure you aint gonna get in trouble?Ama Mwali yuko open?lol

We Mushi unawangia mpaka LIKEs zangu? Stop it bana. . .let SI do what he promised!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

hehehehe Lizzy mie naanza hebu nambie hiyo signature iweje? FL is Married, married ,Married... no vacancy available or tatizo watu siku hizi hofu ya mungu imepotea Afrodenz wewe hebu sema hapo chini :biggrin:FL nimeolewa na nanihii sitaki kutongozwa :juggle:

Hahahaha. . . mama wa kwanza andika hivi.

"Mr President found me and made me his Firstlady. . .
And I, the Queen, have already found my King, there is no place in our kingdom for a anyone else. "
Hii itawakimbiza hata hao "vijizi" lolz . .vinavyommendea Mr Prezzo.

Au "Fataki, Vijizi, Wakware ogopeni. . .tuna mbwa mkali"

 

[jmushi1]

We Mushi unawangia mpaka LIKEs zangu? Stop it bana. . .let SI do what he promised!!

Ha ha ha, hiyo "mpaka" ina maana gani?

What else nimesha "wangia" zaidi ya like?

 

[Kongosho]

Wewe mwenyewe uta'IBWA'
jinsia ya ME imekuwa scarce commodity mtaani na jf
Ni mwendo wa kuibwa tu

Hebu jichunguze upo ulipotakiwa kuwa? Au ushahamishwa makazi?

Kama una MKE mfiche sana
Kuna Operation Tindikali inakuja
Asije akajeruhiwa bure

Lol!Una maana nitaibiwa nini?Mke?

Ama unamaanisha mimi nita "ibwa"lol! (kiswahili kigumu tafadhali mwenye lugha rahisi hapo tusaidiane)

@St Ivuga, naona unafanya kweli kumpa Lizzy likes kila posti yake, are sure you aint gonna get in trouble?Ama Mwali yuko open?lol

 

[nyabhingi]

inaonyesha jf members wanakutanaga face to face..mimi namchanaga sana prezidaa naogopa usalama wa ccm

 

[mopaozi]

Call failed no network!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Ha ha ha, hiyo "mpaka" ina maana gani?

What else nimesha "wangia" zaidi ya like?

Hahaha. . . achana na lugha we jibu tuhuma za kuwangia LIKE.