Ndio ya sio inaweza kuwa sio ila ni ndio kiundani.
Well kama mjuavyo mpaka kufikia mda huu Dee the Don, Dee Pablo nishibuka mshindi, tena nimepata ushindi wa mezani. Japo kuna strange developments zilinitokea.
Mzeekailimtakaaa Sally mnoo mnooo tena sanaaa wakati yuko na Msomali. Nilikuw huniambiii kitu. Kabisaaa kabisaaaa. Baada ya msomali kukubali kujiweka pembeniii rasmi na kuanza kutoka na mtoto wa waziri, yaaani hana habariiii ni hana habariiii kabisaaa na Sally all the glamor and spotlight katika my dating game na Sally died too. Its strange but it is what it is. Yaani my fears za kwamba atakuwa na msomaliii, watanirushaaa roho, she must be special kwanini msomali amtake namna hioo ndo zilikuwa zinanifanya nimpende na kupata mshawasha na kimuhe muheeee.
Now Msomali hana time, i won in the end, naanza kuhisi all the hard work was for nothing. Kwanza haina TV ndaniii wala nini. Najishangaaaa matter of fact kutioa ufahamu kiasi kile kwa kipi haswaaaa. Nilimchoka Sally upesiiii bora hata Pendo nilikaa nae miaka mi 2.
Times have changed, penzi la ujana lilisha zeeka, wanasema mapenzi ya kweli hayafi ila nikawa sina uhakika. As if nilirogwa afu nikarudishiwa akili zangu zote. Kwanza siku hizi Sally ashapotea kiuchumi, ananitegemea mimi asilimia 200. And her spendings are prepostrous. Yaani ana maintain status kwa pesa yangu. Mtu ashazoea kuwa na pesa yake, afu ije ikate umuachia afuje za kwako, in no time utakuta kawafilisi wote.
And the luxury lifestyle anayompa mwanae sasa, mtoto mdogo ana jewerly za hatariiii. Ashamchongea rubby, ashamchongea saphire, ashamchongea Tanzanite. Zote kwa pesa zangu. Mwanangu mwenyewe hana hata gold yuko lwa mama ake huko afu nafanya ujinga gani. Nalalamika hapa nikiwashwa tu mwenyewe kama ndondocha nakachukulia seti ya Gold. Mpaka hao wahindi wamenizoeaaa. Pesa ngumu jamaniii pesa ngumuuu.
Kumpenda Sally simpendiii kabisaaa, hata hamu ya kufanya sinaaa kabisaaa, ila kumuacha naogopaaa maana nishaachana na Pendo, na Sally tenaa si itaonekana mi mkorofi jamaniii. Na najua nikimuacha siku 2 nyingi atapata bwanaa, sawa msomali kasusa kuna ki dogo janja kinamtolea macho hatariii,mtoto mdogo kukomalia nyuchi zishazaaa, zishashonwaaa, kwani vijana wenzie hawaoniii. Mpaka anatoa legal services bureee. Tonny yuko na Jolline akiambiwa taja siku ya harusi anashikwa na kigugumizi. Thubutuuuuuu! Simuachi ngoooo.
Haya mambo yapo kichwani mwangu tu, nyumbani i am the best hubby ever. Nawahi kurudii, nakula chkula cha House girl na bora apike beki tatu maana akipika mama mwenye nyumba ni balaaa tupu.
The good part is nikiongea nae siborekiii kbisaa. Afu anavitukooo vitukooo ukikaa nae huchokiii kabisaaa. Ukipigwa mziki atachezaaa. Ana visa na story story za kijinga tu. Full buruaniiii.
Sijui alimlghai nini Pendo, akawa anampa mtoto, mi alininyimaaa mtoto kabisa kabisaaa. Ila Sally akimtaka anaenda kumchukua hata wiki, Pendo anamuachiaaa. Sijui ndo mchawi mpe mwanao akulele atamlea vizuriii. Nikienda mimi kuo!ba mtoto sipewiiii mwenzenu mpaka kesho. Atatoa sababu sababu kibaoooo. Sally dakika 15 anapewa na anamrudisha siku anayoamua yeye. Mimi huu uhusiano wake na Pendo sikuwahi kuuelewa.
Na kilicho nitisha ni kwamba zile habari alizopewa na Pendo zote za kweliii. Sema pendo hajaenda shule akashindwa kuipangilia story yake vizuriii na hapo mimi ndo nilipochomokea. Wasi wasi wangu Sally is smart, akikaa na Pendo sanaa she will piece the parts together. Ndo maana nikawa napiga marufuku kabisaaa uhusiano baina yao. Ila kama mjuavyo wanawake ukiwakataza kuwa mashosti ndo watakuwa mashosti mara 50. Bora tu ukae kimya.
Fiona ni mwanamke wangu wa longiii sanaaa. Ni mdada mkubwaaa. Kipindi hiko mi bado Junky, walikuwa na mumewe tumepanga nyumba moja, kipindi ndo nipo chuo, wao mbele mie uani. Huku na huku ananipa chakula, bia za bureee,na mu!ewe wote wakarimu sanaa kwanguu. Nikapewa mchezo kiutani utani. Na sikufanya makosaaa.
Akachanganyikiwa ananimininia pesaa yule dada hatari. Basi ananisimulia mambo ya mumewe hajui kufanya, mgumu kuelekezwaaa. Mi ndo nazidisha misifaaaa sasa. Naangalia porn nakuja ku practiseee kwa Fiona anadataaa. Anazidi kunimwagia helaaa. Si ndo kubeba mimbaaa. Ikabidi nihame mtaa usiku usiku.
Akaja kunitafuta tenaaa hajapata kama mimi, hapo nipo na Sally, na mumewe hela zimekubaliii hatariii. Tunaenda kitiana Arushaaa, Mwanza, Moro nevr hapa jijini. Na mpaka kesho tunaendeleza mechi za kirafikii. Na mtoto yule nilie zaa nae mpaka kesho huyo huyo. Hana mtoto mwingine. Akataka tuzae tena nikagomaaa. Ndo anangangania tuzae tuzae. Kumzalisha mke wa mtu mtoto mmoja ni bahati mbaya ila watoto wa 2 ni makusudiii kabisaaa.
Na Fiona pendo alimjuaaa wakati namshawishi bora aniache tu, mimi simfaiii. Namuonesha na meseji kwamba i have been cheating on her all this while, sifaiii kuwa mume wala baba. Nilimp simu ajisomee mwenyewe kabisaaa kumpanikisha tu.
Ilham ni mimi mwenyewe nilikuwa najitumia sms na simu ingine, nikaweka kipicha cha google cha mzungu, Pendo ndo kusema mwarabu. Heheheee.Namuoneshaa mi sifaiii. Sms za Fiona zimejaa mwanao hajambo, mwanao kafika hapa, mwanao kileee. Mpaka niko na Sally Fiona tunaendelea kama kawaidaaa.
Of recent nimekutana na mdada, sijui stress sijui frustrations sijuiii. Muhudumu wa hotell. Jamaniii. Ni kama bar maid tu. Kila nikienda hapo hotelini ananihudumia yeye na mimi na mtip. Majuzi hapa akaniambia wewe kaka mi nakupendaga tu jamani. Mmmmmh! Nikazugaaa kama sijasikia. Hata ukitaka uchi nakupa bureee tu, nakutamniiii sio kidogo, unipige mitiiii mpaka nidate. Maneno gani haya sasaaaa kunitamkia mume wa mtu.
Nikamuangalia tenaaa kwa mara ya 2. Churaaa imooo, na chuchu saa 6 japo sura hanaa hanaaaa. Nikasema kitu ganiiii, kwani nataka kuoaaaa mimi. Si najipigiaaa tu kiselaaaa. Binadamu hatoishi kwa mkate tuuu. Kubadilisha ladhaaa. Nikamwamvia njoo room, njoo na condom.
Weeeeee! Msitake kujuaaa hizi mechi za ghflaaaaa zinavonogaaaa. Kufika kule nakuta mdada kuku wa kienyejiii. Mambo anayawezaaa sio kitotooo. Kwanza kavaa mishangaaa ya kutosha kiunoniii. Na ana michezooo ya hatariii sijapata kuonaaaa. Kwanza sijiu mdomo wake ukojeeee, Dushe analimezaaa loteeee. Aaaaaaaaaah! Ndugu msomajiiii ni nuksiiiii. Lote linazama mdomoniii. Mambo adimu hayooo.
Anajitumaaaa sio kidogooo. Ananyonya mpaka vipiraaa. Hii ishu ya kupigana miti kwake yeye ni kaziii afu hana masihara kwenye kaziiii. Kuja kuhamaki ni saa 9 usiku na sijarudi nyumbaniii. Ikabidi nitume tu sms, boss wangu Sally kuna dili kubwa sanaa nafatilia likitiki kesho mtafurahiii. Alijibu matusi ofcourse yule akili kubwa sio wa kumchota kitoto. Ila nikaona nilale tu kumalizia shughuliii ili kesho nisomewe mashtaka kamili. Asubuhi nampa pesa hatakiii, mi sio malaya sijiuziiii, nimekupenda tuuu na kuamua kukupa bure. Kakaaa mpaka nauli.
Wanaume mnakosea sanaa kurudi asubuhi. Mi sikurudi mpaka usiku wake tena wa saa 4. Hapo nishacheza na simu hatari. Nimerudisha tarehe nyumaa yani tarehe ya leo inasoma jana. Nikajitumia mi sms na kuwaambia vijana wangu wanitumie sms za kwamba usiku wa leo kuna kazi na chezooo tu tulilisuka. Kwenye simu yangu vinasoma tarehe ya jana na masaa ya jana mchana.
Nimefika bibie kavimbaaa nusu apasukeee. Sijaomba msamaha wala nini, kwanza hapo mwepesiii. Kuomba msamaha ni kukubali kosa. Akaanza ku rap sasa. Nika screenshot zile sms na kumfowardiaaa. Zinasoma tarehe ya jana na masaa ya jana. Hana pa kutokeaaa. Akaanza kujikosha sasa.
Ila i felt very bad, extremely bad kwanini nililala na lile li dada la hotelinj. Kwanza bayaaaa afu basi tuuuu, hakuna hata ulazimaaa. Ila ndani kwangu mkavuuu kama sio mimi, naumia ndani kwa ndani. Kuondoa utata ikabidi sasa nipige tena show na huku nyumbani show ya kibabe ili kama alikuwa anahisi hisi hisia zifutikeee kabisaaaa.
Huku kesi ishaenda mahakamani, Sally is unreasonable anafuja fujaaa pesa zangu kwenye legal issues. Anataka lwayer amwambie anachotaka kusikia, akisema tofauti anamfukuza. Mpaka Marealle advocates walivo expensive. Dogo janja is a shady lawayer even more expensive kuliko maelezooo.
Wakaja na idea ya kumpata mdogo wake msomali. Mi niliona ni upuuzi tu na kuchezea pesa zangu. Ila nikaa kimya. Msidhani wakati Wema anatapanya pesa za Idriss, Idriss alikuwa haoni aliamua tu kukaa kimya. Kimasihara wakampata.
Binafsiii, mi nilikuwa nataka msomali achukue mtoto wake, kwanza as a father, sio vizuri kumetnga mtoto na baba kwa makosa yaliofanyika zamani. Ni kama mtu anitenge na my boy pangechimbikaaa. Pili nilitaka achukue mtoto ili tuzae na Sally mtoto mwingineee, maana sio kwa initial n sunk investments hiziii nilizozifanya kwa Sally sawa nimemchoka ila lazima anizalie kufidia initial investment zangu. Kila siku anasema mtoto mdogo, mtoto bado mdogo wakati ana mwaka. Haya ndo toto lina miaka 20 bado naambiwa mtoto mdogo. Nikajua the sooner akichukuliwa na msomali the sooner we will proceed na maisha mengine.
Walivompata mdogo wake, aliniambia just because she needed funding za kwenda huko. Hii tabia ya kunitenga tenga kuhusu yule mtoto ilikuwa inaniumaaa sanaaaa. Mi namlisha nmvalisha na mwane daily nahakikishia wana lala pazuri ila linapokuja swala la yule mtoto ni wake peke yake. Siweiz kutoa wazo kuhusu yule mtoto lisichukuliwe ndivo sivo. Nikawa naacha tu. Wameniambiaaa nikasema sawa nitakusindikiza.
Nikampigia simu Hussein we need to talk. Hussein akaja. Nikamwambia ikumbukwe kwenye masijala kwamba the only reason nakusaidia ni sababu na mimi ni baba na raha ya mtoto naijua na nina interest zangu binafsiii. Issue iko hivi wampata Maliq, wanakutana Millan, najua unamtafuta mdogo wako, anataka kumtumia kwenye kesi, anavoamini iko sababu Maliq anawakimbiaaa. Sasa ole wako unileteee mambo ya kimama na kike kike ukamwambie Sally nimekupa hizi habari. Hussein aliniapiza miungu yote.
Millan ndo ishu ikabumaa baada ya Maliq kumuona Hussein. Basi na facr book page aka delete na kupotea under the radar. Alimtafuta sanaa sanaa Rome ila hakumpatagaaa kabisaaa.
Kesi ikawaa haijaanza kusikilizwa karibia miezi 6. Nafanya kuhonga tu. Maana ikianza Sally anapotezaaa. Natoa pesa inapelekwa mbele. Natoa pesa inapelekwa mbele. Msomali michezo hii y kuhonga honga haiweziiii.
Siku hio niko nyumbani simu ya dada ikaita. Akasema wanaongea kingereza, Sally akaichukua. Hio line ilikuwaga ya msomali zamani. Nikasogeaaa. Akaweka loud speaker. Mzungu wa Italia kabisaa accent naisikia. Anasema is this Hussein. Sally akajibu its me his wife. Niliborekaa na hilo jibu ila nikasema embu nione mwisho wake.
Mzungu anamwagika " Is Maliq your familly? Do you know him?" Akasema Yes. Mzungu anaendelea kumwagika "This is the Italian Migration, we are deporting him back to Somalia, but he insists he is Tanzanian only he lost his passport. If you get us records of his Tanzaniana passport in the next 72hrs we will deport him back to Tanzania. Plus if you pay for his ticket Maliq and his family will be banned for 5 years from the EU countires if we pay for his ticket Maliq and his entire family we will be banned for 15 years from EU countries. Email the details certified by lawyers within 72 hrs and send a fully paid ticket.
Ukaibuka ugomvi mkubwaa sana kati yangu na Sally namwambia amwambie Hussein ndo msalaba wake. Anangangnia lazima yeye akutane nae kwanza. Mi nikagoma kutoa pesa kwa kweli. Akaanza kutukana sababu mtoto sio wako sijui nini. Bwana weeee pesa sitoiiii sitoiii. Nikataka kumwambia Hussein il nikajua atajua ni mimi maana this time hata lawyer hayupo. Nikaa kimya ila lilinibana kweli kweli. Akapiga kuongea nae akamuuliza detailsza miaka yake.
Sababu alimtengenezea Hussein anajua pa kupata hio ya pili na zilandane na ya Hussein. Akatengeneza na kutuma. Ikafika kule. Ticket kucheki wiki hio ndege zote zimejaaa top top ticket zilizobakia ni business class tu. Sijui alikopata pesa ila alimkatia business class. Akaambiwa siku na masaa ya kumpokea airport. Mi nikawa nawaangalia tu sasa nisemaje?
ITAENDELEA KESHO.
