Weekend Story! DESPERATE!

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Masikin M namuonea huruma sijui K atafanyaje akigundua mkewe anamimba

Bora hata mimba ingekuwa ya Humphrey, sasa huyu mume wa mtu si ndio majanga!!
Aombe mtoto atoke mwafrika alafu afanane na mama, lasivyo K atakeketa mtu.

 

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Na mie huniondoi kwa cr7. Naona Marianne kasusa mwili hadi kupata kijacho

Kichajo chenyewe sasa sijui cha mr kibamia au mwarabu!! Yaani imbombo ngafu.

 

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Kichajo chenyewe sasa sijui cha mr kibamia au mwarabu!! Yaani imbombo ngafu.

Hahah sipati picha kakitoka kashombe shombe

 

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Hahah sipati picha kakitoka kashombe shombe

Hapo ndio atajua shetani yupo na anatenda kazi, mwanzo si aliamini Mungu yupo alipoambiwa alale apumzike!! Now ni wakati wa bwana mdogo kujidhihirisha.

 

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Hapo ndio atajua shetani yupo na anatenda kazi, mwanzo si aliamini Mungu yupo alipoambiwa alale apumzike!! Now ni wakati wa bwana mdogo kujidhihirisha.

Hahaha kweli sheitwan yupo

 

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Hahaha kweli sheitwan yupo

Uncle Fredy wako chapombe yuko wapi?

 

[Heaven Sent]

Uncle Fredy wako chapombe yuko wapi?

Ha ha tangu nimsusie kanikimbia

 

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Ha ha tangu nimsusie kanikimbia

Basi akirudi mwambie unahamia kwa Humphrey bwana viinglish.

 

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Basi akirudi mwambie unahamia kwa Humphrey bwana viinglish.

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Hivi bwana viinglish ilikuwaje maana hata sikuelewa!!! Ilawe mtoto na wewe mweeeeh!!!
Sijui hata chapombe alitokea wapi!!

 

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Hivi bwana viinglish ilikuwaje maana hata sikuelewa!!! Ilawe mtoto na wewe mweeeeh!!!
Sijui hata chapombe alitokea wapi!!

Na weweee, alianza kunitelekeza mwenyewe, mahaba ya mwanzoni kushney

 

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Na weweee, alianza kunitelekeza mwenyewe, mahaba ya mwanzoni kushney

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When love dies, na chapombe nae naona anaelekea hukohuko.
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Bora hata mimba ingekuwa ya Humphrey, sasa huyu mume wa mtu si ndio majanga!!
Aombe mtoto atoke mwafrika alafu afanane na mama, lasivyo K atakeketa mtu.

Tena atakeketa kwa jiwe,mana kumegewa amegewe na mimba tena?atanyonga mtu kwakwel...naona safar ya marianne hiyo na fuko lake la pichu[emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[Heaven Sent]

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When love dies, na chapombe nae naona anaelekea hukohuko.
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Tangu aulizie parking mwaka unapita tu, atashangaa tu yamenipata ya marianne

Haha lara atakuja kututimua hapa, tukajambe mbele na vistory vyetu

 

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Tena atakeketa kwa jiwe,mana kumegewa amegewe na mimba tena?atanyonga mtu kwakwel...naona safar ya marianne hiyo na fuko lake la pichu[emoji1] [emoji1]

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Oooh poor Mariane, hapa kweli kakamatika, ujanja wote mfukoni.

 

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Tangu aulizie parking mwaka unapita tu, atashangaa tu yamenipata ya maruanne

Haha lara atakuja kututimua hapa, tukajambe mbele na vistory vyetu

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] mbona mariane!!
Asitutimue jamani maana tunavuta muda kusubiri episode nyingine, lasivyo tasinzia mie. Acha tujambe tu, tutafanyaje na ndio ashatukamata.

 

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[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] mbona mariane!!
Asitutimue jamani maana tunavuta muda kusubiri episode nyingine, lasivyo tasinzia mie. Acha tujambe tu, tutafanyaje na ndio ashatukamata.

Atuvumilie tu teh

Mwanaume laghai yule kama politician vile

 

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Atuvumilie tu teh

Mwanaume laghai yule kama politician vile

Na maneno yake matamu kama Humphrey.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Na maneno yake matamu kama Humphrey.

Teh kasahau kuwa "sijaribiwi"

 

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Teh kasahau kuwa "sijaribiwi"

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Nafwaaaa!!

Hivi kui sijamuona humu, au sio mambo yake haya?