Weekend Story! All is Fair in Love and War!
Weekend Story! All is Fair in Love and War!
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The Strong Wife!
Not that i am strong because i was born strong! I became stronger by will. Its just a decision i had to take. I wanted to live the life I, ME MYSELF AND I wanted to live.
My life is like a script, my own script that i have planned for like forever and whatever is in that script has to happen. If it does not naturally happen i make it happen by any means. When i say by any means i mean absolutaley by any means. No stone will be left untouched.
Ofcourse i am smart, maybe by birth maybe not. What matyers i is i love a smart life to live it i had to become smarter by the minute and outsmart everyone and everything.
Ofcourse i am wife, i always wanted to be a wife. Not some cheap lousy wife like the weak wife no ofense intended, i wanted to be THE WIFE. And i am THE WIFE. The script remember!
It was not easy i must admit, and this wifey shit is a lotta hell complicated than i forecatsed but chill its notging i cant handle. Ofcourse like the weak wife said there are levels to this shit. And but i preffered not to take the natural tradition channel but instead i outsmarted the system and facked it dougie style. When i said i was smart you should have paid a little more attention to that fact.
Not only my husband doesnt cheat, but also i can guarantee that and warranty it on top. His ass cant afford to cheat. The million dollar question is HOW? Yes yes i know some of you sayin holly cow and WTF but it is what it is. I orefer to keep this info classified for now to keep you reading this shita bit longer.
I admit becomming THE WIFE wasnt peanuts, its actually impossible even if i were to tell you know step by step you will say fack it its impossible. And yes its impossible to the weak. And i aint weak. Are you weak? Ofcourse you are weak my dear reader just admit it and keep admiring me instead.
The script was pretty simple. Go to university get AAAs, get a good job, get a super handsome, charming, good hearrted man and flithy rich to marry me (which is impossible combination) Have 2 Kids like Michell Obama. Open my own huge business legit. And live happily ever after.
Planning is easy excecution is everything. I didnt get the AAs i wanted so i had to get a masters instead. I didnt get a good job either so i had to create a good job for myself at such a young age wasnt easy but could be done, and was done. Find the man was tseee tseeee tseeee. I was in church not once not twice, not thrice.
If you get a good guy he ugly as shit. You get him handsome the MF is a player. It was chaos! I admit i did have my share of disapointments until i several times considered becomming Oprah! But again the script must come to pass. It was too late for a new script.
Untill one day i found this ugliest man of thing you have ever met. He was married and had multiple bastards under his name from different ladies. But h is the sweetest man and most loving i ever met in my entire life.
Ofcourse after failing to get a job i decided to venture into real estate agency and i was lucky. I moved up the lader fas with several properties under my wing. The sector was raw in Tz with online trainings i could afford a decent living. But i was still small time untill i met this ugly thing and boom it gave me a shot in life.
This thingy of person was some senior weight in a bank. And boom he conviced the bank they needed a real estate agent\ consultant. My oooh my with his bank under my wing i went platinum over night.
With his connections i got other 3 banks and i swear i could marry this thing any day any time, any where. He was my everything! He was my world. And it fell madly in love with me.
Untill one day some holly shit happened. Believe me this holly shit was the so shitty it can make you vomit. I was in a realationship i was and i swear i was happy and full filled. Untill this project with another bank not even his but secured with his referal.
We were about to open a branch for the bank. And he insisted i use his CCTV guy while i wanted to use mine who was cheapper and reliable. He insisted and welll i let it pass.
I remember it was evening and i was alone when he came to inspect the site! Huuuuuuu huuuuuu my oooh my the guy was HOT! Haaaaaa! I lost my mind! I hoped and prayed he was rude just tinny little rude or anything Jesus how can he be this hot. And he was nice! Too nice! Maybe because i am the BOSS LADY please let it not be he is naturally nice from inside.
He came and inspected site, wrote his quotations and we parted. I went home he was still on my mind damn! I watched a horror movie but damn he was in m y mind! Mmmmmmhhhhh!
We started working together i was supervising making sure i deliver to my client and i get to see him also admire from afar. We started talking and he told me he knoqs i am facking the ugly duckling and he doesnt judge me. And i returned the favor telling him i know he works for the ugly duckling he aint shit but just THE HELP but its cool by me, i dont judge him either. You can imagine the irony. Ofcourse it was good we areased any posibilities.
I even considered offering him a no strings attached but i decided not to stoop that low! The project was almost over and i was almost over him until one day on site we had a quarrel regarding angle of camera. Ofcoirse he is the expert but i just wanted to melt his balls publicly for rejecting my advances.
The quarrel ended by telling him do what i saycause i am yourfacking boss. My oooh my it was savage. Caniball maybe. He was mad and i was all smiles. I almost won until he came in a room with cctv where i was alone. And i was like What? The boss lady!
He didnt say a word but blocked the door. I knew he is going to slap me. He stood 10 minutes looking at me. First it was fun then it got boring i decided to get past him whatever happen, happen. He didnt move. I said can i pass PALEASE!!!!! He didnt move! I was cursing already.
Before i know it he was giving me a french kiss! Mmmmmh! How dare him? I watched to see where it ends. And he said " We unanitakaaa sasa namna hii kazi haitoendaa kabisaaa! Wote watu wazima boraa tuyamalizee. Unanitakaa na mimi nakutakaaa, hasira majibizano mengine ni zugaaa tu, ila ukweli ni kwamba tunatakanaa. Mi nimeanzishaaa maana naona ugumu ulikuwa nani amuanze mwenzie. Nimeanzaa sasa."
ITAENDELEA
Not that i am strong because i was born strong! I became stronger by will. Its just a decision i had to take. I wanted to live the life I, ME MYSELF AND I wanted to live.
My life is like a script, my own script that i have planned for like forever and whatever is in that script has to happen. If it does not naturally happen i make it happen by any means. When i say by any means i mean absolutaley by any means. No stone will be left untouched.
Ofcourse i am smart, maybe by birth maybe not. What matyers i is i love a smart life to live it i had to become smarter by the minute and outsmart everyone and everything.
Ofcourse i am wife, i always wanted to be a wife. Not some cheap lousy wife like the weak wife no ofense intended, i wanted to be THE WIFE. And i am THE WIFE. The script remember!
It was not easy i must admit, and this wifey shit is a lotta hell complicated than i forecatsed but chill its notging i cant handle. Ofcourse like the weak wife said there are levels to this shit. And but i preffered not to take the natural tradition channel but instead i outsmarted the system and facked it dougie style. When i said i was smart you should have paid a little more attention to that fact.
Not only my husband doesnt cheat, but also i can guarantee that and warranty it on top. His ass cant afford to cheat. The million dollar question is HOW? Yes yes i know some of you sayin holly cow and WTF but it is what it is. I orefer to keep this info classified for now to keep you reading this shita bit longer.
I admit becomming THE WIFE wasnt peanuts, its actually impossible even if i were to tell you know step by step you will say fack it its impossible. And yes its impossible to the weak. And i aint weak. Are you weak? Ofcourse you are weak my dear reader just admit it and keep admiring me instead.
The script was pretty simple. Go to university get AAAs, get a good job, get a super handsome, charming, good hearrted man and flithy rich to marry me (which is impossible combination) Have 2 Kids like Michell Obama. Open my own huge business legit. And live happily ever after.
Planning is easy excecution is everything. I didnt get the AAs i wanted so i had to get a masters instead. I didnt get a good job either so i had to create a good job for myself at such a young age wasnt easy but could be done, and was done. Find the man was tseee tseeee tseeee. I was in church not once not twice, not thrice.
If you get a good guy he ugly as shit. You get him handsome the MF is a player. It was chaos! I admit i did have my share of disapointments until i several times considered becomming Oprah! But again the script must come to pass. It was too late for a new script.
Untill one day i found this ugliest man of thing you have ever met. He was married and had multiple bastards under his name from different ladies. But h is the sweetest man and most loving i ever met in my entire life.
Ofcourse after failing to get a job i decided to venture into real estate agency and i was lucky. I moved up the lader fas with several properties under my wing. The sector was raw in Tz with online trainings i could afford a decent living. But i was still small time untill i met this ugly thing and boom it gave me a shot in life.
This thingy of person was some senior weight in a bank. And boom he conviced the bank they needed a real estate agent\ consultant. My oooh my with his bank under my wing i went platinum over night.
With his connections i got other 3 banks and i swear i could marry this thing any day any time, any where. He was my everything! He was my world. And it fell madly in love with me.
Untill one day some holly shit happened. Believe me this holly shit was the so shitty it can make you vomit. I was in a realationship i was and i swear i was happy and full filled. Untill this project with another bank not even his but secured with his referal.
We were about to open a branch for the bank. And he insisted i use his CCTV guy while i wanted to use mine who was cheapper and reliable. He insisted and welll i let it pass.
I remember it was evening and i was alone when he came to inspect the site! Huuuuuuu huuuuuu my oooh my the guy was HOT! Haaaaaa! I lost my mind! I hoped and prayed he was rude just tinny little rude or anything Jesus how can he be this hot. And he was nice! Too nice! Maybe because i am the BOSS LADY please let it not be he is naturally nice from inside.
He came and inspected site, wrote his quotations and we parted. I went home he was still on my mind damn! I watched a horror movie but damn he was in m y mind! Mmmmmmhhhhh!
We started working together i was supervising making sure i deliver to my client and i get to see him also admire from afar. We started talking and he told me he knoqs i am facking the ugly duckling and he doesnt judge me. And i returned the favor telling him i know he works for the ugly duckling he aint shit but just THE HELP but its cool by me, i dont judge him either. You can imagine the irony. Ofcourse it was good we areased any posibilities.
I even considered offering him a no strings attached but i decided not to stoop that low! The project was almost over and i was almost over him until one day on site we had a quarrel regarding angle of camera. Ofcoirse he is the expert but i just wanted to melt his balls publicly for rejecting my advances.
The quarrel ended by telling him do what i saycause i am yourfacking boss. My oooh my it was savage. Caniball maybe. He was mad and i was all smiles. I almost won until he came in a room with cctv where i was alone. And i was like What? The boss lady!
He didnt say a word but blocked the door. I knew he is going to slap me. He stood 10 minutes looking at me. First it was fun then it got boring i decided to get past him whatever happen, happen. He didnt move. I said can i pass PALEASE!!!!! He didnt move! I was cursing already.
Before i know it he was giving me a french kiss! Mmmmmh! How dare him? I watched to see where it ends. And he said " We unanitakaaa sasa namna hii kazi haitoendaa kabisaaa! Wote watu wazima boraa tuyamalizee. Unanitakaa na mimi nakutakaaa, hasira majibizano mengine ni zugaaa tu, ila ukweli ni kwamba tunatakanaa. Mi nimeanzishaaa maana naona ugumu ulikuwa nani amuanze mwenzie. Nimeanzaa sasa."
ITAENDELEA
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Are you weak? Ofcourse you are weak my dear reader just admit it and keep admiring me instead [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
I personally admire you the smart wife!
I personally admire you the smart wife!
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