Wazo la leo

[Chipolopolo]

Ndimu changa haina maji....

 

[ndetichia]

sio kila anayejikuna ana upele....

mwengine anatongozwa huyo..

 

[Chipolopolo]

Si kila mzungu ni mwingereza

 

[Don Calvino]

Huyo anataka akuibie gari,anaangalia mafuta yako sawa. Tehe tehe...

Umeomba lifti, kisha mimacho umeikodoa kwenye geji ya mafuta ! Inakuhusu nini ?

 

[Chipolopolo]

Ukiona panya anamfanyia mzaha paka ujue yupo karibu na shimo!

 

[Chipolopolo]

Si kila anayetoka Kilimanjaro ni Mchaga

 

[Chipolopolo]

Si kila Msukuma anafuga ng'ombe!

 

[Amyner]

nyeusi ndio yenyewe mama...
kitu j3-ijumaa unakung'uta vumbi...
ww umevaa kimini cheusi??

Mi sivai vimini mwenzio..

 

[BAGAH]

Mi sivai vimini mwenzio..

hahaha...so umevaa nn cheusi hapo asee...

 

[Amyner]

hahaha...so umevaa nn cheusi hapo asee...

Ni skirt ndefu mpaka chini..

 

[BAGAH]

Ni skirt ndefu mpaka chini..

duh na huo mguu mzuri ivo...lol

 

[Cantalisia]

Dawa ya chafya ni kukunja sura!

 

[Judgement]

Am fine bagah.. Mzima wewe? Umevaa trouser nyeusi leo?

No ! Leo kavaa nyekundu, lakini anapigia debe black !

 

[Amyner]

duh na huo mguu mzuri ivo...lol

Hapo nlitoka jogging.. Lakini in normal circumstances mtoto wa sheikh mie mguu nauficha..lol

 

[Amyner]

No ! Leo kavaa nyekundu, lakini anapigia debe black !

hahahah trouser nyekundu?! Daaah kama namuona vile!

 

[Judgement]

Huridhiki na tangazo la kifo, mpaka uone maiti?

 

[Mpatanishi]

Hapo nlitoka jogging.. Lakini in normal circumstances mtoto wa sheikh mie mguu nauficha..lol

sheik yahya??

 

[Husninyo]

Hahahahaha! Watu mna misemo balaa.

 

[Husninyo]

Ukitaka kujua umuhimu wa mat.ako kalia kichwa...

Source: unknown

hahahahahaha! Dogo una balaa.

 

[YNNAH]

Kama weupe ni dili,ubuyu usingetiwa rangi.