Wanaume waliotaka kunioa nikakataa hawa hapa

[Mjasiri na Mali]

Siku uliyompa papuchi umesahau kutuambia ilikuaje mkuu

 

[marvic]

Story zako uongouongo mwiingiiii...uliliwa ila hukumpenda halafu dizaini gold digger Fulani......hizi siri hukutakiwa kuzitoa......mbona umwtaja MTU be tu....njemba nyingine hamuna?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Babe vp

Nimekumiss tu baby.

Usisahau kuitaja Triple 7, sawa?

 

[Napoleone]

Kuna jamaa yangu hapa anauliza,"kwahyo jamaa hakumla samak papa"..nimjibuje

 

[Smart911]

Umejuaje??? [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15]

Cheki WhatsApp yako mahondaw wangu...

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

We navimitego vyako vya cartoon lazima ajae tuu

Duuuhhh mkuuu huon Miss anazungumzia waume wake mkuuu...Sasa atakujaje ???


Hapa tunasogeza muda mbelee tuu mkuuu nakuchangamsha jukwaa !!!..

 

[Mother Confessor]

Nisawaaa tuuuu njooo basi ijumaa jioni !!.

Ayaaaa,.ntakuja boo usiende mazoezi basi,ili nikukute

 

[Mr. MTUI]

Bado yangu hujasimulia

 

[The List]

Sipendi kuzungumzia watu...
Ila huyo mwanamke muone hivyo hivyo, yupo vizuri sana... Ana wa actia tu hapa...

Usiniulize nimejuaje...


Cc: mahondaw

Nilikuambia dogo uache pigo za kidemu za cc izo..toa ujuha huo

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Story zako uongouongo mwiingiiii...uliliwa ila hukumpenda halafu dizaini gold digger Fulani......hizi siri hukutakiwa kuzitoa......mbona umwtaja MTU be tu....njemba nyingine hamuna?

Unajua maana ya gold digger? Wewe kiazi tu

 

[Jiwedogo]

Ila kuna wanaume ni wasafi jamaaaani, usiombe!!!

Angekuja kwangu angekuta matope kabisa.....[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[Msukumakizazi]

alinitomba wapi wakati tunaingia room tulifukuzwa na jeshi la mbu?

Duhhhh!!!!

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Sio Malaya bhana mbona hata mume na mke wanaingia?
Hiyo dhana tu
Ina maana tukikutana huko hutakubali had I nikupeleke kijijini kwetu?

Kila mtu ana principles zake mkuu maishani. Nimeamua tu hvo

 

[Shunie]

Miss yupo wa kukuoa atakuja tu ambaye ni mwanaume sahihi kwako utakayempenda kwa kila kitu

 

[Miss Natafuta]

Miss yupo wa kukuoa atakuja tu ambaye ni mwanaume sahihi kwako utakayempenda kwa kila kitu

Hata nisipoolewa Poa tu mamy am ok

 

[Kasongo]

Uliyepangiwa na muumba bado zamu yake.Kitu kingine usisahau na mshale wa saa unatembea.

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Ayaaaa,.ntakuja boo usiende mazoezi basi,ili nikukute

Ewaaaaaa hayo ndo mambo ,,unanifanya Ijuma nisitokeee Om .. Siunajua mashamu sham ya mgeni !!!?.[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39]

 

[Mr Miller]

Ah wapi!

Kwani yeye yuko timilifu?

ngoja story iendelee tuone mlikoseana wapi wengine wajifunze wasije kukosea...

you are next chief[emoji5]

 

[Mr Kaptenovela]

Achana nao waropokaji

Next episode director kagoma ama......????

 

[Mother Confessor]

Ewaaaaaa hayo ndo mambo ,,unanifanya Ijuma nisitokeee Om .. Siunajua mashamu sham ya mgeni !!!?.[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39]

Nikuletee nini mshwityy Wangu?![emoji4]